Proof of Immortality, VII

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If I had just woken up from a nap, I might not know what time it was. I could use some kind of statistical inference to calculate the likelihood of "now" being various points of time. But I would know it couldn't be before I laid down for a nap. The likelihood of "now" being before I went to sleep would be zero. The likelihood of now being later than 12 hours after I went to sleep would be small. The likelihood of now being 2 years after I went to sleep would be considerably smaller.

That's a situation where we could conceivably use Bayesian inference to discuss what time "now" is.
 
Every time I think this thread can't get dumber it does. It's amazing. I feel like we need to create some kind of device that coverts dumb arguments into electricity so that we can have infinite free energy by hooking it up to this sense-forsaken conversation.

If you define "now" as "the current moment but not any specific moment" then it will be "now" at each and every moment in history and so the likelihood of any given moment being "now" is 100% since all moments will have a turn being "now".

If you define "now" as any specific time, then it's either 100% or 0% depending on what time you define it as.

So this is not only a stupid question, it's a boring stupid question.

Also, as I mentioned a couple pages back, the fundamental issue most directly underlying all the stupidity in this thread is the Sharpshooter Fallacy and this is (as Jabba presents it) just the latest version of that. So it's boring, stupid, and unoriginal.

And it's not even generating free energy.
 
Every time I think this thread can't get dumber it does. It's amazing. I feel like we need to create some kind of device that coverts dumb arguments into electricity so that we can have infinite free energy by hooking it up to this sense-forsaken conversation.


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
 
- You seem to be asking what is the likelihood of now being between 1942 and 2042 -- given that now is between 1942 and 2042. The answer to that question must be 1.00 -- but that isn't what I'm asking.
- I'm asking, "What is the likelihood that now is between 1942 and 2042 -- given that there are 140,000 100 year increments in all of time?" There is a difference between our questions -- and the answer to my question is 1/140,000.


Jabba, what makes the century between 1942 and 2042 significant?
 
Every time I think this thread can't get dumber it does.

And Jabba's probably happier than a hog in a wallow. Here we are once again casting ourselves against a sub-sub-sub-issue of a question two tangents removed from his proof of immortality. Having already admitted he can't answer any of the big-picture questions, he's back to trying eke out some measure of credibility on some pointless abstract assertion.
 
Every time I think this thread can't get dumber it does. It's amazing. I feel like we need to create some kind of device that coverts dumb arguments into electricity so that we can have infinite free energy by hooking it up to this sense-forsaken conversation.

If you define "now" as "the current moment but not any specific moment" then it will be "now" at each and every moment in history and so the likelihood of any given moment being "now" is 100% since all moments will have a turn being "now".

If you define "now" as any specific time, then it's either 100% or 0% depending on what time you define it as.

So this is not only a stupid question, it's a boring stupid question.

Also, as I mentioned a couple pages back, the fundamental issue most directly underlying all the stupidity in this thread is the Sharpshooter Fallacy and this is (as Jabba presents it) just the latest version of that. So it's boring, stupid, and unoriginal.

And it's not even generating free energy.

Well, with religious folks, sometimes they are left challenging the very nature of reality in order to try to find a way to fit their beliefs in.
 
Cough cough Sye Ten Bruggengate.

Oh, and here is a meatloaf we made and ate tonight. I ate so much I feel immortal.
 

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The answer to that question must be 1.00 -- but that isn't what I'm asking.

Actually it is. You're trying hard to smudge the words and concepts to make it seem otherwise. You may not even realize it, because reasoning like a Texas sharpshooter seems to come so effortlessly to your fingertips. But in fact you're asking the likelihood of A given A.

There is a difference between our questions -- and the answer to my question is 1/140,000.

No there isn't. And your answer is based on a naive, first-year statistics simplification that we've already discussed. Want to prove me wrong? Describe "probability density function" in your own words and give an example of one you didn't just Google for. I'll give you one I didn't Google for. First, there aren't 140,000 centuries in all of elapsed time since the Big Bang. It's 14 billion years, not million. There are 140 million centuries in all of time. That's your mulligan for this round; even experienced people make order-of-magnitude errors.

As we discussed before, not all centuries are created equal. Especially when it comes to selecting one for some particular purpose. It's cosmologically obvious that the first century after the Big Bang -- when everything was still a hot mess -- is very much different in so many ways than the century 1942-2042. Those material differences are going to affect selection criteria for various problems we might contemplate. Different criteria give rise to different probability densities.

Oh, you thought 1942-2042 was just some arbitrary century among the 140 million you could have chosen for your proof. Or even among the 100 centuries that comprise all of recorded human history, or among the 2,000 centuries that comprise the sojourn of H. sapiens in this hurly-burly universe. The last two are kind of important because -- and you may have forgotten this -- but we're talking about human immortality. It's hard to have that without humans. So reaching back 14 billion years is a little optimistic. You do seem to have a thing for oversized denominators.

A couple people have asked you why that 1942-2042 interval is so important. Because you don't know about probability distributions, you thought that the probability of that century for any given purpose would just be 1 divided by how many of those centuries were in the raffle barrel. As usual, your prior is way off. You're asking about the probability of a timepoint falling within a "random" increment in all of time. Oh it's random, to be sure, but not evenly distributed. Not very even at all.

You discretized the sample space for the conditioned event. That's okay, but...strange since you haven't discretized (or even defined) "now". You discretized it to a one-century interval. Why that, instead of fifty years? We're talking about cosmology, after all. Why not a ten-thousand-year eon? The starting point is a little on-the-nose, wouldn't you agree? I mean, it's a century but it's not on a Gregorian century boundary. Why? Hm, it's almost like this "arbitrary" century didn't arise at random, but is a specific human life span. That is, the life span of a specific human. Which human? My money's on Jabba, whose birth year is known to many of us.

A probability density can occur for any reason pertinent to the problem. And for this particular problem, there's a gigantic spike in the density graph starting right about the time you were born and ending right about the time a normal human would pass away. That's why fifty years wouldn't have been a good increment: you've already lived longer than that. Bayes lets me take all the evidence I just outlined and express that evidence in terms of a probability distribution that isn't strictly frequentist. For all the finger-wagging you do about Bayes, you really don't know much about his work. Your conditioned event is not "some random century." Your conditioned event is "Jabba's lifetime." Because it was chosen according to those criteria and not an evenly distributed random variable, P(A) is most certainly not 1 in 140 million.

That about does it for event A. Now let's look at event B.

Jesus said, "Now is the son of man betrayed into the hands of sinners." Taking that arguendo as history, that was still a long time ago. It's not happening today. Similarly ol' scoliotic Ricky -- third of his name -- rejoiced that "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer..." Well, that was a thing for him. Dunno about you, but even though today is my birthday my winter out here in the mountain west is still pretty bleak and discontented. February is like second-string winter -- not as magical and bright as first-string winter, but it's sure trying. And moving closer to --- hehe, now -- we turn to Honest Abe. His day is tomorrow, so let me have my hurrah while it's still my day. He told his audience that "Now we are engaged in a great civil war..." which was actually over more than a century ago. Just because the word "now" persists in all those texts doesn't mean the concept of "now" persists in the way it was intended in each of those times.

Now always means the present instance from the perspective of who said it. When we read it in writings from long enough ago, we have to reset our mental frame of reference. In a way, the word "now" has two meanings. And your arguments seem to include a lot of words that have two meanings, but among which you never pick just one. I wonder why that is.

Now is subjective. Now, when spoken by a person, always means the time period of nebulous duration that surrounds when he said it. For Jesus' betrayal, the whole thing took less than 24 hours from the time he said the words. For Richard, it was the span of a spring. It's not like he's going to keep referring to that now as "now" long into the summer. And the "now" of the American civil war could be reckoned in years and still be valid. But the point remains that it's always the time when the speaker speaks, not some arbitrary time point in the 14 billion years of available time. So when Jesus speaks of "now" it refers to events happening in his lifetime. Same with Richard and Abe. Now always has to fall in their lifetime.

Hm, that sounds familiar. Event A, we determined, was Jabba's lifetime. Event B, "now," must be in Jabba's lifetime because of the definition of now. Even B can't be outside Jabba's lifetime as long as he's the one writing the proof. It's like the easy example of the probability of being dealt a jack given that the card dealt was a face card. "The card is a jack" and "The card is a face card" are not independent events. Hence when we look at the likelihood ratio in Bayes, we see that its numerator in this case is 1, because the probability of a face card given a jack is 1.

Oh, and let's not forget that the denominator of the likelihood ratio works out to the probability of now being now. That is, the probability of the time point in question being the time point at which the phrase is uttered. It was true when Jesus said it. It was true when Richard III said it. It was true when Abe said it. And it's true every time you have said it over the past two days or so. But they are all different time points. Funny how equivocation and tautology amount to such things.

But now you can see that we have a degenerate likelihood ratio -- very close to, if not equal to, 1/1, or 1. That means the posterior really can't vary much from the prior, which is 1. The prior is the probability that now is now. The likelihood ratio is a number close to 1 (because both A and B stem from the same person's lifetime and are fundamentally the same event) over right around 1, the probability that you would have chosen your lifetime as the century in this example. I'm hurrying to finish this in time to go have birthday bourbon with the boys, so if there are mistakes I'll correct them tomorrow.

Besides that, what kind of question would ask for the likelihood of A -- given A?

Bayes' theorem describes the probabilistic relationship between two events, A and B. There is no requirement that A and B be independent events. In fact a lot of the practical uses of Bayesian inference (or likelihoods in general) involve events that are partially if not substantially dependent. You seem able to think of those parameters only as discrete either-or circumstances. That's your limitation, so please stop projecting it onto everyone else.

But to answer you directly: what kind of question would ask the likelihood of an event given the event? The kind of question that's trying very hard -- but failing -- to disguise a wanton commission of the Texas sharpshooter fallacy.
 
Another excellent post. Thank you.

It's cosmologically obvious that the first century after the Big Bang -- when everything was still a hot mess -- is very much different in so many ways than the century 1942-2042.
Hey, it's good to know that what's old is new again.
 
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No there isn't. And your answer is based on a naive, first-year statistics simplification that we've already discussed. Want to prove me wrong? Describe "probability density function" in your own words and give an example of one you didn't just Google for. I'll give you one I didn't Google for. First, there aren't 140,000 centuries in all of elapsed time since the Big Bang. It's 14 billion years, not million. There are 140 million centuries in all of time. That's your mulligan for this round; even experienced people make order-of-magnitude errors...
- Sorry. That was a typo. See below.

- Anyway, I'm trying to propose an analogous question concerning time. My claim is that the likelihood of now being between 1942 and 2042 -- given that time (somehow) began 14 billion years ago, is at most 1/140,000,000, and extremely small whatever.
- Do you think that that claim makes any sense?
 
If I had just woken up from a nap, I might not know what time it was. I could use some kind of statistical inference to calculate the likelihood of "now" being various points of time. But I would know it couldn't be before I laid down for a nap. The likelihood of "now" being before I went to sleep would be zero. The likelihood of now being later than 12 hours after I went to sleep would be small. The likelihood of now being 2 years after I went to sleep would be considerably smaller.

That's a situation where we could conceivably use Bayesian inference to discuss what time "now" is.
Dave and Jay,
- Please read https://www.psychologicalscience.org/observer/bayes-for-beginners-probability-and-likelihood, paragraphs 4 through 12.
 
- Anyway, I'm trying to propose an analogous question concerning time. My claim is that the likelihood of now being between 1942 and 2042 -- given that time (somehow) began 14 billion years ago, is at most 1/140,000,000, and extremely small whatever.
- Do you think that that claim makes any sense?

None whatsoever.
 
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Bayes' theorem describes the probabilistic relationship between two events, A and B...
Jay,
- Do you accept that Bayesian statistics also describes the likelihood of an event given a hypothesis?
 
Jay,
- Do you accept that Bayesian statistics also describes the likelihood of an event given a hypothesis?
Jabba, I gave you an extensive answer which you apparently did not read and have no intention of addressing. Please stop asking everyone this same stupid elementary question as if it somehow fixes your error.
 
- Sorry. That was a typo. See below.
Way to go, Jabba. I excused that error and went on to describe in great detail what else is wrong with your argument. No, it makes no sense. I told you in my own words why it doesn't make sense. And you insult me by paying a semblance of attention to what I wrote, but as usual can only respond in random mined quotes. Demonstrate that you actually understand what I wrote by writing a response in your in words that actually addresses the refutation. Or shall I just assume you can't do it, just as you confessed before.
 
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- In Bayesian statistics, probability and likelihood are not the same. From https://www.psychologicalscience.org/observer/bayes-for-beginners-probability-and-likelihood:
The distinction between probability and likelihood is fundamentally important: Probability attaches to possible results; likelihood attaches to hypotheses.

- Here, you're asking about the probability that my body will be alive in 2019, based upon what I know about my health -- you're asking for my estimate (hypothesis) of the "prior probability." From what I currently know, the prior probability that my body will be alive in 2019 is about 90%. Which means that the prior probability that my body will not be alive is about 10%.
- If I learn tomorrow that I have a dangerous heart condition, my hypothesis about 90% will suffer, and we could ask about the U]likelihood[/U] that my hypothesis was correct. Though, we wouldn't get very far...


Thanks, but I asked about the year 2119.
 
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