I know that that's how it's defined. I'm saying that they don't exist in reality.
That's your opinion. If you are wrong, it would not make them magic.
Aether is defined as the thing that makes light travel. If it didn't exist, light couldn't travel. Light travel, therefore Aether exists. QED.
Nobody experienced aether. What's more, it was taken very seriously by science and it was only the famous Michelson/Morley experiment that eventually disproved it. Nobody suggested it was magic.
Yes and you know what those things had in common? They could be detected, something you're saying cannot be done with qualia.
Excuse me? That's pretty much one of the things they all did
not have in common. Until 1900 people hadn't stood around saying, "You know what, I'm feeling all these electrons and muons buzzing around and we really need to get evidence they exist." Nothing is detected until it is detected. Even now we have various postulated particles, none of which have been detected, and we have the hypothesis that 95% of the universe is made from substances that we cannot detect at all, and may never be able to detect. None of this is magic.
No such problem exists, except for philosophers and dualists.
Or, No such problem exists, except for [in the minds of...] the very people who have given it serious thought and rationalisation.
And in any event, that's not true. There are scientists who believe in the hard problem.
You misunderstand. I understand the concept perfectly. You're saying that it is undetectable and therefore outside the realm of science. We call that "magic".
I'm not. I'm saying it's outside the realm of current science, and perhaps even the current scientific method. That doesn't mean it's not solvable, and it doesn't mean it's magic.
p-zombies are real, I am apparently a p zombie because I act in every single way as if I am conscious but I have no qualia, I have no "feeling" of redness, I simply perceive something is red.
That is a valid explanation.