The Trump Presidency (Act V - The One Where Everybody Dies)

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quadraginta said:
Trump is his own race?
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Well, along with all his brother Oompa Loompas, yes.

TheSupermeerkat said:
A shirtless Putin takes ice bath in religious ceremony.

Why doesn’t Dolt45 do this? I’d respect him more if he did.
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As a last-ditch distraction I expect The PDJT to shave his head. Or even lose the combover. That would show the world he's really, really, serious this time. More serious than ever before.
 
Corruption, corruption everywhere.

A year into Donald Trump’s presidency, records show five of his top staffers still have not secured final approval of their financial reports — disclosures that are required by law to ensure Americans that these senior officials aren’t personally benefiting from their White House jobs.

Another four staffers received certification by the Office of Government Ethics after McClatchy first requested their forms last month.

The delay is likely due to Trump staffers either refusing to disclose mandated information to OGE, failing to resolve a conflict of interest or violating an ethics law or regulation, according to two ethics experts familiar with the long-standing process. But delays can also occur when White House ethics officials don’t force staffers to comply or because OGE is behind on paperwork.

The number of Trump staffers without certification a year after inauguration is not normal, according to Walter Shaub, who served as OGE director until he quit in protest in July and joined the Campaign Legal Center. “That’s a high rate of failure or delay—and those are the ones the White House knows OGE will review, so the problem might be even worse with the reports that don’t come to OGE,” he said.
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alfaniner said:
As a last-ditch distraction I expect The PDJT to shave his head. Or even lose the combover. That would show the world he's really, really, serious this time. More serious than ever before.
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He already tried that. Sort of.

It didn't work.

From: https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/03/30/donald-trump-vince-mcmahon-wrestlemania-hair-match
It all started during an episode of Raw in January 2007, when Trump dropped thousands of dollars in real cash down on the crowd. (It was McMahon’s money, because Trump doesn’t give away his own money.)
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The feud continued to escalate until Trump and McMahon decided on a “Battle of the Billionaires” match at WrestleMania 23 in Detroit with the stipulation that the loser would have his head shaved.
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McMahon lost the match, of course, and Trump took great pleasure in buzzing his hair off.
 
Trump said in 2013 "I hear the Democrats are going to be blamed, I hear the Republicans are going to be blamed. I actually think the President would be blamed."

I wonder what changed?
 
Mumbles said:
A perfect example of "If you notice someone else's racism, you're the real racist.", a long-used argument by...well, by racists.
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Overheard at my work circa 1987: "Yes, I think all Chinks and Gooks look the same. But if you're saying you think I do this because I'm white, then you're the real racist. You should be ashamed."
 
As someone is passing round on twitter.

Let he who hasn't raw dogged a porn star just after the birth of his fifth child cast the first stone.
 
Captain_Swoop said:
As someone is passing round on twitter.

Let he who hasn't raw dogged a porn star just after the birth of his fifth child cast the first stone.
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I can't find it now (onion? beaverton?), but there was a spoof new story along the lines of "porn industry concerned association with trump will harm reputation"
 
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