Ed The Miracles Continue ...

[Nay_Sayer]

Do you suppose Emre has come up with a QuoteBot? Fundies everywhere would pay a pretty to have rights to it.

I can't imagine it would be hard to find a pre-made bot that picks a random keyword in a post then spams a corresponding verse.

 

[halleyscomet]

I can't imagine it would be hard to find a pre-made bot that picks a random keyword in a post then spams a corresponding verse.

True, but the database would need some fine-tuning. The Bible for example has a LOT of really twisted, perverted stuff in it. Keyword matching would get interesting when phrases like "emissions" are used.

"If we don't curtail fossil fuel emissions we're going to cause even more major environmental damage through climate change."

Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

 

[halleyscomet]

Wormholes in Quran:

[Quran 70.1-4] Someone asked about the penalty that will befall the unbelievers; (A penalty) that has none to ward off; (a penalty) from Allah (who owns) wormholes [Ma'arej in Arabic] The angels and the Spirit ascend to Him in a day, the measure of which is fifty thousand years.

http://www.speed-light.info/miracles_of_quran/wormholes.htm

See, this is why some Christians go in for reading multiple translations, so embarrassing mistakes like the one you just made can be caught in the research stage.

70:1 A questioner questioned concerning the doom about to fall
70:2 Upon the disbelievers, which none can repel,
70:3 From Allah, Lord of the Ascending Stairways
70:4 (Whereby) the angels and the Spirit ascend unto Him in a Day whereof the span is fifty thousand years.

The section is even called "The Ascending Stairways." Clearly you aren't trying to get anyone to READ the Koran, as anyone who DOES read it will see you're misrepresenting its content.

 

[Emre_1974tr]

What other universes? Can you name any?

Example "Floor of Lord" (Indallah) = afterlife universe

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

21:104 On the day when We roll up the heavens like a scroll of books is rolled up. As We initiated the first creation, so shall We return it. It is a promise of Ours that We will do this.

 

[Peregrinus]

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

This takes special pleading to a whole new level.

 

[abaddon]

Example "Floor of Lord" (Indallah) = afterlife universe

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

21:104 On the day when We roll up the heavens like a scroll of books is rolled up. As We initiated the first creation, so shall We return it. It is a promise of Ours that We will do this.

Simple observation decrees that there is no afterlife nor a "big crunch".

 

[Hungry81]

See, this is why some Christians go in for reading multiple translations, so embarrassing mistakes like the one you just made can be caught in the research stage.



The section is even called "The Ascending Stairways." Clearly you aren't trying to get anyone to READ the Koran, as anyone who DOES read it will see you're misrepresenting its content.

Awesome. Allah, mighty god of escalators (and possibly travelators I mean it makes sense... kinda?)

 

[Hungry81]

Example "Floor of Lord" (Indallah) = afterlife universe"

Michael Flatley owns real estate in heaven? Of course he does. This may actually prove the quran is really the word of the lord.................... of the dance!

 

[Scorpion]

Example "Floor of Lord" (Indallah) = afterlife universe

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

21:104 On the day when We roll up the heavens like a scroll of books is rolled up. As We initiated the first creation, so shall We return it. It is a promise of Ours that We will do this.

I think I have already explained that the current theory is the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate. Which means there will be no big crunch.
The universe will continue to expand until all the stars use up their fuel and the universe will become a vast black void.

So the Quran is wrong, and so are the Hindus.

 

[Emre_1974tr]

39:67 They have not given God His true worth; and the whole earth is within His fist on the day of resurrection, and the heavens will be folded in His right hand. Be He glorified; He is much too high above what they set up.

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

 

[BStrong]

When does Mohamed get here with the pork chops?

(Tip O' the hat to George Carlin)

 

[Peregrinus]

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

Still with the special pleading.

 

[abaddon]

39:67 They have not given God His true worth; and the whole earth is within His fist on the day of resurrection, and the heavens will be folded in His right hand. Be He glorified; He is much too high above what they set up.

Except for the Hereafter universe, all the other universes will end with big crunch.

The big crunch is looking increasingly unlikely. Try to keep up.

 

[Emre_1974tr]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

And,

There are creatures too in other universes and planets:

21:19 To Him is whoever is in the heavens and in the earth. Those who are near Him are not too proud to serve Him, nor do they complain.

55:29 Those in the heavens and earth ask Him, everyday He is in some matter.

16:49 And to God prostrate all those in the heavens and all those on the earth, from the creatures and the angels, and they are not arrogant.

 

[Peregrinus]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

Wrong. Again.

 

[abaddon]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

And,

There are creatures too in other universes and planets:

21:19 To Him is whoever is in the heavens and in the earth. Those who are near Him are not too proud to serve Him, nor do they complain.

55:29 Those in the heavens and earth ask Him, everyday He is in some matter.

16:49 And to God prostrate all those in the heavens and all those on the earth, from the creatures and the angels, and they are not arrogant.

The "Big Crunch" has not begun and is unlikely to do so. Expansion continues unabated.

In any evernt, it matters not. Even if a "Big Crunch" happened at some point in the future, the would be no humans around to witness it.

 

[Emre_1974tr]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

And

27:87 And on the Day when the horn is blown, then those in the heavens and the earth will be horrified, except for whom God wills. And all shall come to Him humbled.

 

[abaddon]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

And

27:87 And on the Day when the horn is blown, then those in the heavens and the earth will be horrified, except for whom God wills. And all shall come to Him humbled.

That has nothing to do with any "Big Crunch"

 

[Andy_Ross]

What horn was blown? I used the horn on my car today. does that count?

 

[aleCcowaN]

It (Big Crunch) may have begun.

And

27:87 And on the Day when the horn is blown, then those in the heavens and the earth will be horrified, except for whom God wills. And all shall come to Him humbled.

What does this delirious hogwash have to do with miracles, the topic of this thread?