The PROPHET YAHWEH, Maker of UFO's

Mendeli

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OK, sir. We'll see you in Las Vegas at the end of January, and we'll certainly be in touch by December to iron out the final details.

Happily, there isn't much to iron out. You'll summon the UFO's, and we'll watch. See you there.
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I will approach this one from a hypothesis that there might be a way to cheat ones way through in the preliminary test... what if Prophet Yahweh tries to cheat in the test some way...

It would seem to me there is a chance that the Prophet may indeed "summon" something with help from his friends, which might be hard to recognize if done well enough...
 
If I'm reading his claim right, here, he's promising to make, not one but two, large, unmistakeable alien spacecrafts appear, and hang in the skies for two days, long enough for "Everyone in Las Vegas" to see it. I don't see how he could possibly fake that, other than by chartering two blimps and decorating them to look like motherships.

But here, in advance, are his "outs"

5. The atmosphere is to be humble to the event, and not a lot of unnecessary chatter.

6. No smoking or anything else that goes against the overall scheme of the body is to be present.

7. No one is to be under the influence of any mind altering substance, and all people are to be sober.
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All he has to do is claim that someone wasn't humble enough.
 
hmm for two days... that would be hard.

He would have to have some friends in the military with access for some secret black project's hardware and somehow manage to keep the thing going without intervention...

Ah, I guess even if he was to summon two actual UFO's into the skies, he would have zero chance of keeping them there for two days. The military would shoot them down for sure :)
 
Goshawk said:
If I'm reading his claim right, (URL removed from quote because I can't post URLs yet) here, he's promising to make, not one but two, large, unmistakeable alien spacecrafts appear, and hang in the skies for two days, long enough for "Everyone in Las Vegas" to see it. I don't see how he could possibly fake that, other than by chartering two blimps and decorating them to look like motherships.

But here, in advance, are his "outs"


All he has to do is claim that someone wasn't humble enough.
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And it is for exactly such claims that the one year delay exists. I'm actually kind of surprised there isn't an "annual tester" that attempts his/her test every year. It is probably a credit to the efforts of both sides to eliminate such uncontrollable variables as much as possible.
 
could you use more powerfull zoom lens next time pleas

it was dis appointing to see all his clips to be taken from a distance. all you could see is something that might look like a ufo. please next time take it with a more powerfull zoom lens. so people can actully see what it is.

because even i could replicate what you've done with right equipment. more then 5 years of summoning them and yet no close ups.... it is hard to believe.

personally, i think ufos have better things to do then appear at a particular place just because some human sends a some kind of signal to them. would you go to a place if someone(you dont really know) calls you or sends you a mail or something to be at one, for no particular reason ? for more then 5 years? hum....
maybe it is beyond my human logic...
after all .. they are aliens

how ever, jref is willing to accept the challange. so i suggest a very powerfull zoom camera and a sniper rifle, if possible.. a helicopter.
 
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Gayle said:
Nine pages of discussion on Mr. Yahweh's claim in this thread:

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Just in case you're interested in his unidentified flying grocery bag technique.

Hmmmm. I wonder if a sighting of the His Noodliness, the FSM, would count as a UFO experience?


Gayle
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I see just 5 pages, the last being sometime in September. I assume it went from 9 to 5 because the new forums default to 40 posts per page? I hope I'm not missing 4 pages of fun :)
 
My bad. I forgot that I set my preferences to 20 posts per page. I don't even remember why I did that. So, no, you're not missing any pages.

Gayle
 
I want to keep an open mind, but no.

He has been exposed, already.

I'll dig up the movie that shows him making weather baloons with children and all that *poopy*.

Google it?....
 
It seems events have moved on, according to this (itself rather iffy) website: http://bibleufo.com/prophet01.htm - unless, of course, these are some of the enemies who want to take the prophet out. In any case, it looks like the Prophet will now only take the Randi challenge if JREF's resources can turn up a testing team composed entirely of black Jewish males of slave descent. Sigh.
 
you claim you can create a UFO? Thats awesome and I believe you...is it a structual blueprint and then matter added? Done in space? Or are you in a bond with them in which you guys are connected by means of action? I will chanel you...I have an issue that has surfaced, so please ingnore that...
 
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It seems events have moved on, according to this (itself rather iffy) website: http://bibleufo.com/prophet01.htm
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That's just someone reposting the Prophet's own Tour Updates from his official Yahoo group, almost certainly for archival purposes, as woos have been known to edit their own websites ex post facto.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/50_state_ufo_summoning_tour_2005/

Clearly, he has found an unexpected "out"--that he offended Yahweh by offering to summon UFOs in front of the media, which explains why no UFOs appeared at his first tour stop in L.A.

FROM NOW ON SAY ISRAELITE-ONLY EVENT, AND SUMMON ONLY FOR THE BLACK JEW HEBREW ISRAELITES.
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So unless Kramer can find a bunch of black Jews to witness the summoning in January, I think this particular challenge is history.
 
This prophet is cool because he knows that dust enetities and electrical eneties exsist and yes...Or maybe cosmic compostios...black whole over his head...awesome...If this is what you call it, UFO calling, I know exactly what he is talking about. I guess I can side with you for wahile with the thought is an UFO.
 
Goshawk said:
So unless Kramer can find a bunch of black Jews to witness the summoning in January, I think this particular challenge is history.
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Yeah, not to mention that if every visitor in the amazing meeting just happens to be a black jew, I'd say that would be quite an... amazing coincidence indeed.

Additionally, you would need to use some face paint for Hyneman & fellow invited guests and hope for the best :)
 
neil262 said:
I wonder if we'll ever hear from the good prophet again.
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Just read Kramer's latest correspondence with the prophet.

He calls himself Yahweh but then says he hears Yahweh. So he hears himself, but believes it to be a second person?

A trick? A publicity stunt? Serious self-delusion?

Say the prophet's Challenge fails front of the skeptics (and media) at TAM. How will all the skeptics behave, and what will the prophet do in response? Remember "psychic" Achau's initial reactions?

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He's got a friend who releases a balloon at the proper time or something. I've seen the video, and the UFO he summoned looked nothing like his description which included the flashy lights.
 
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