Henri McPhee
Illuminator
I can't believe it. It doesn't happen. Psychiatrists and economists agree that bugging and drug smuggling and looting and barking dog nuisances and the Russian mafia and bad government doesn't happen. Irish Christian Brothers are sweet lovely people.
There have never been any politicians, or show business celebrities involved in child sex rings in the past. The victims are just moaning Minnie fruitloops. There are no miscarriages of justice. Professional criminals are always convicted. It would have been reported and investigated by the mainstream media. Have the police been informed? There will never be another banking crisis. Scotland will win the world cup. Kim Jong Un will be put in charge of UN Human Rights. Head chopping is to be made legal.
What about jollity then, and Mary Berry's controversial recipe for Italian sauce?
There have never been any politicians, or show business celebrities involved in child sex rings in the past. The victims are just moaning Minnie fruitloops. There are no miscarriages of justice. Professional criminals are always convicted. It would have been reported and investigated by the mainstream media. Have the police been informed? There will never be another banking crisis. Scotland will win the world cup. Kim Jong Un will be put in charge of UN Human Rights. Head chopping is to be made legal.
What about jollity then, and Mary Berry's controversial recipe for Italian sauce?