I'm reminded of that scene on the Simpsons where Mr. Burns has a physical and the doctor informs him that he literally has every single disease, including some that were just discovered in him.
The Board: Mr. Jabba, I'm afraid you are the wrongest man in the United States. Your arguments are wrong about everything.
Jabba: You mean I have the Texas Sharpshooter fallacy?
The Board: Yes.
Jabba: Assuming the conclusion?
The Board: Yes.
Jabba: Bootstrap fallacy??
The Board: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several logical fallacies that have just been discovered - in your argument.
Jabba: I see. You sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?
The Boar: Uh, no, no, I'm afraid not.
Jabba: This sounds like bad news.
The Board: Well, you'd think so, but all of your fallacies are in perfect balance. Uh, if you have a moment, I can explain.
Jabba: Well...
[looks at his watch]
[the Board puts a tiny model house door on his desk]
The Board: Here's the door to your argument, see?
[bring up some small fuzz balls with goofy faces and limbs from under the desk]
The Board: And these are oversized novelty logical fallacies.
[points to a different one up as he names each disease]
The Board: That's Distinction without Difference, that's a Fringe Reset,
[holds up one]
The Board: and this cute little cuddle-bug is Rules Lawyering. Here's what happens when they all try to get through the door at once.
[tries to cram a bunch through the model door. The fallacies get stuck]
The Board [Stooge-like] Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. Move it, chowderhead.
[normal voice]
The Board: We call it, "Three Stooges Syndrome".
Jabba: So what you're saying is, my argument is airtight?
The Board: Oh, no, no, in fact, even a slight fact could...
Jabba: Airtight.