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Merged A God of Love / The Living God

TofuFighter said:
Yes, you are so persecuted, just like Jesus.
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But maybe Paul takes the cake

2Co 11:23* Are they ministers of Christ? (I speak as a fool) I am more; in labours more abundant, in stripes above measure, in prisons more frequent, in deaths oft.*
2Co 11:24* Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one.*
2Co 11:25* Thrice was I beaten with rods, once was I stoned, thrice I suffered shipwreck, a night and a day I have been in the deep;*
2Co 11:26* In journeyings often, in perils of waters, in perils of robbers, in perils by mine own countrymen, in perils by the heathen, in perils in the city, in perils in the wilderness, in perils in the sea, in perils among false brethren;*
2Co 11:27* In weariness and painfulness, in watchings often, in hunger and thirst, in fastings often, in cold and nakedness.*
2Co 11:28* Beside those things that are without, that which cometh upon me daily, the care of all the churches.*
 
Porpoise of Life said:
Perhaps your insistence that you are a magical woman
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Do not know where I said that.

Porpoise of Life said:
chosen by God to yell at people on the internet,
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Do not know where I did that.

Porpoise of Life said:
and to show your amazing forgiveness
by constantly reminding everyone of how they have wronged you, is not the result of an inflated ego, is correct.
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I have to do it many times.

Mat 18:21* Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?*
Mat 18:22* Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.*

Porpoise of Life said:
I'm afraid all the alternative reasons I can come up with are worse though.
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Don't be afraid. Fear is not from God.

Heb 13:6* So that we may boldly say, The Lord is my helper, and I will not fear what man shall do unto me.*
 
Wait, how literal are you being here?
Johanabrahams said:
God and "sex"

Had some good "sex" last night.

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So Me and God were together last night doing it.
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Johanabrahams said:
He is the God of miracles. He changed me to a woman. Not very difficult for Him. Seeing He changed me from human to God
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Are you literally suggesting that you had sex with a man yesterday, but that that's ok because God turned you into a woman?

Or is this some kind of 'spiritual' mumbo-jumbo?
 
Porpoise of Life said:
Wait, how literal are you being here?


Are you literally suggesting that you had sex with a man yesterday, but that that's ok because God turned you into a woman?

Or is this some kind of 'spiritual' mumbo-jumbo?
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The former is how I read it. Johan has been claiming for some time now to be some kind of spiritually and/or physically androgynous hermaphrodite. Not sure, but I think there's also elements of autoeroticism.

This signature is intended to irritate people.
 
Porpoise of Life said:
I think I want in on this racket. I'm God too now.
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Good. And how did it happen?

Porpoise of Life said:
I forgive you for this thread Johan.
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Good. But what about it is wrong here for which you are forgiving me?


Porpoise of Life said:
Tithes, donations, and requests for indulgences can be sent by PM or telepathic messenger pigeon.
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God will confirm it if it was asked by Him and voiced by you. But you can tell us for what reason. There is some reasons in the Bible. Maybe you want to use it.

This one is a good one.

2Co 8:1* Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed on the churches of Macedonia;*
2Co 8:2* How that in a great trial of affliction the abundance of their joy and their deep poverty abounded unto the riches of their liberality.*
2Co 8:3* For to their power, I bear record, yea, and beyond their power they were willing of themselves;*
2Co 8:4* Praying us with much intreaty that we would receive the gift, and take upon us the fellowship of the ministering to the saints.*
2Co 8:5* And this they did, not as we hoped, but first gave their own selves to the Lord, and unto us by the will of God.*
2Co 8:6* Insomuch that we desired Titus, that as he had begun, so he would also finish in you the same grace also.*
2Co 8:7* Therefore, as ye abound in every thing, in faith, and utterance, and knowledge, and in all diligence, and in your love to us, see that ye abound in this grace also.*
2Co 8:8* I speak not by commandment, but by occasion of the forwardness of others, and to prove the sincerity of your love.*
2Co 8:9* For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.*
2Co 8:10* And herein I give my advice: for this is expedient for you, who have begun before, not only to do, but also to be forward a year ago.*
2Co 8:11* Now therefore perform the doing of it; that as there was a readiness to will, so there may be a performance also out of that which ye have.*
2Co 8:12* For if there be first a willing mind, it is accepted according to that a man hath, and not according to that he hath not.*
2Co 8:13* For I mean not that other men be eased, and ye burdened:*
2Co 8:14* But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality:*
2Co 8:15* As it is written, He that had gathered much had nothing over; and he that had gathered little had no lack.*
 
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Porpoise of Life said:
Wait, how literal are you being here?


Are you literally suggesting that you had sex with a man yesterday, but that that's ok because God turned you into a woman?

Or is this some kind of 'spiritual' mumbo-jumbo?
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If you look carefully at the links then you will notice that a child was born.
 
Johanabrahams said:
Good. And how did it happen?



Good. But what about it is wrong here for which you are forgiving me?




God will confirm it if it was asked by Him and voiced by you. But you can tell us for what reason. There is some reasons in the Bible. Maybe you want to use it.

This one is a good one.

2Co 8:1* Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed on the churches of Macedonia;*
2Co 8:2* How that in a great trial of affliction the abundance of their joy and their deep poverty abounded unto the riches of their liberality.*
2Co 8:3* For to their power, I bear record, yea, and beyond their power they were willing of themselves;*
2Co 8:4* Praying us with much intreaty that we would receive the gift, and take upon us the fellowship of the ministering to the saints.*
2Co 8:5* And this they did, not as we hoped, but first gave their own selves to the Lord, and unto us by the will of God.*
2Co 8:6* Insomuch that we desired Titus, that as he had begun, so he would also finish in you the same grace also.*
2Co 8:7* Therefore, as ye abound in every thing, in faith, and utterance, and knowledge, and in all diligence, and in your love to us, see that ye abound in this grace also.*
2Co 8:8* I speak not by commandment, but by occasion of the forwardness of others, and to prove the sincerity of your love.*
2Co 8:9* For ye know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that, though he was rich, yet for your sakes he became poor, that ye through his poverty might be rich.*
2Co 8:10* And herein I give my advice: for this is expedient for you, who have begun before, not only to do, but also to be forward a year ago.*
2Co 8:11* Now therefore perform the doing of it; that as there was a readiness to will, so there may be a performance also out of that which ye have.*
2Co 8:12* For if there be first a willing mind, it is accepted according to that a man hath, and not according to that he hath not.*
2Co 8:13* For I mean not that other men be eased, and ye burdened:*
2Co 8:14* But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality:*
2Co 8:15* As it is written, He that had gathered much had nothing over; and he that had gathered little had no lack.*
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Out of curiosity, what stops you from writing....

2CO 8:1 - 8:15 Instead of treating each line separately?
 
I can't decide if we have a genuine kook on our hands, or if somebody is trolling us with some kind of "Performance Art".
 
Thanks to this thread I have found the one true God, and His holy Name is Robertson.

Robertson means Son of Robert, so Robert must also be God. Praise Robert and praise the Robertson! It is the Holy Spirit that tells me this. Praise Robertfather, Robertson, and Holy Robertghost!

My Heavenly Robertfather tells me I must forgive Johanabrahams for blaspheming Him and His Robertson. My righteous anger makes this difficult but I shall strive mightily to do as Robertson and Robertfather command, keeping the Holy Robertspirit in my heart.
 
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