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Merged A God of Love / The Living God

Lead us not into daily bread but deliver us from all gluten, for thine is the belfry and the bats, the marbles and their missing.
 
Johanabrahams said:
Ok just stay with me. You will see soon enough. In the meantime you learn about patience. A very good virtue that few possess.
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Johanabraha1 said...
So what I am writing here I will rub his nose in it again. But I do not think we will get him to speak up.
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This is what you do. repeatedly. Glad to see it in your own words.
 
Johanabrahams said:
God and "sex"

Had some good "sex" last night.

You know about that. But to you it is mostly to create some pleasure in your void life.

To the wife of God

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/discuss-articles-on-gcm/the-mariage/

That is at this stage it seems only me in the world it is totally something else.

It is what it should be. About children.

So Me and God were together last night doing it.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king/messages/?msg=424.42
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but your god says sodomy is right out and well, you're still a guy so...
 
Craig4 said:
And our next class will be on recognizing sarcasm.
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That you know already about. Humans are good at it. So I do not think you need a class on that. Actually I think you can give me a class on that.

So my next class will be on what you do not know about.

Pro 3:34* Surely he scorneth the scorners: but he giveth grace unto the lowly.*

Then you can really take on the "serpents"

Mat 23:29* Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! because ye build the tombs of the prophets, and garnish the sepulchres of the righteous,*
Mat 23:30* And say, If we had been in the days of our fathers, we would not have been partakers with them in the blood of the prophets.*
Mat 23:31* Wherefore ye be witnesses unto yourselves, that ye are the children of them which killed the prophets.*
Mat 23:32* Fill ye up then the measure of your fathers.*
Mat 23:33* Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?*

At this stage you have to take sides with the majority. Which is obviously against me. But it goes against your principles. Because I am one and you are thousands. And those fanning the flames are hiding away and sending you in. They already met the Rider and his horse.

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/theology/the-horse-and-the-donkey/
 
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Johanabrahams said:
God and "sex"

Had some good "sex" last night.

You know about that. But to you it is mostly to create some pleasure in your void life.

To the wife of God

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/discuss-articles-on-gcm/the-mariage/

That is at this stage it seems only me in the world it is totally something else.

It is what it should be. About children.

So Me and God were together last night doing it.

http://forums.delphiforums.com/king/messages/?msg=424.42
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Gives a whole new meaning to "the hand of God."

This signature is intended to irritate people.
 
Johanabrahams said:
That you know already about. Humans are good at it. So I do not think you need a class on that. Actually I think you can give me a class on that.

So my next class will be on what you do not know about.
Then you can really take on the "serpents"

At this stage you have to take sides with the majority. Which is obviously against me. But it goes against your principles. Because I am one and you are thousands. And those fanning the flames are hiding away and sending you in. They already met the Rider and his horse.
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Yes, you are so persecuted, just like Jesus.
 
Porpoise of Life said:
Claiming you are our God, God's chosen one,
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God said so I am one.

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/theology/born-again-96444/

But I am not yours as you have your choice.

Porpoise of Life said:
and our divine Mother simultaneously surely isn't a sign of an inflated ego.
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God said so. And I accepted

http://www.gracecentered.com/christian_forums/discuss-articles-on-gcm/the-mariage/

Porpoise of Life said:
And neither is foaming at the mouth about how everyone mistreated you, naming them and their actions, and in the same breath praising yourself for being so forgiving..
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That should be general knowledge. The church do that.

Luk 4:28* And all they in the synagogue, when they heard these things, were filled with wrath,*
Luk 4:29* And rose up, and thrust him out of the city, and led him unto the brow of the hill whereon their city was built, that they might cast him down headlong.*
Luk 4:30* But he passing through the midst of them went his way,*

Act 7:54* When they heard these things, they were cut to the heart, and they gnashed on him with their teeth.*
Act 7:55* But he, being full of the Holy Ghost, looked up stedfastly into heaven, and saw the glory of God, and Jesus standing on the right hand of God,*
Act 7:56* And said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.*
Act 7:57* Then they cried out with a loud voice, and stopped their ears, and ran upon him with one accord,*
Act 7:58* And cast him out of the city, and stoned him: and the witnesses laid down their clothes at a young man's feet, whose name was Saul.*
Act 7:59* And they stoned Stephen, calling upon God, and saying, Lord Jesus, receive my spirit.*
Act 7:60* And he kneeled down, and cried with a loud voice, Lord, lay not this sin to their charge. And when he had said this, he fell asleep.*

Porpoise of Life said:
Nothing to see there...
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Do not worry. God opens the eyes of the blind.
 
TofuFighter said:
Question: What is your position on slavery? Is the bible morally correct? Or morally wrong?



You didn't answer the question/s.
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I did. We live in the present and not the past. You are just running from the real issue.

But "worms" need strength to take on the issues.

Isa 41:13* For I the LORD thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not; I will help thee.*
Isa 41:14* Fear not, thou worm Jacob, and ye men of Israel; I will help thee, saith the LORD, and thy redeemer, the Holy One of Israel.*
Isa 41:15* Behold, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat them small, and shalt make the hills as chaff.*
Isa 41:16* Thou shalt fan them, and the wind shall carry them away, and the whirlwind shall scatter them: and thou shalt rejoice in the LORD, and shalt glory in the Holy One of Israel.*

And only God can give you that.
 
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Perhaps your insistence that you are a magical woman chosen by God to yell at people on the internet, and to show your amazing forgiveness by constantly reminding everyone of how they have wronged you, is not the result of an inflated ego, is correct.
I'm afraid all the alternative reasons I can come up with are worse though.
 
TofuFighter said:
Did you? Proclaim them here then.
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I started. But it is against MA.

TofuFighter said:
good luck with that. I suspect you'll mostly be talking to yourself until you start making an effort to make sense.
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I know. But we are getting there. More and more are starting to speak back. Still very ignorant but that is just the way babies speak.

TofuFighter said:
You are welcome
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I am glad you accept my forgiveness. In Robertson they say I am wrong to forgive. So you have a point now against them.

TofuFighter said:
Thanks, you're a saint.
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Nope. A saint is a good human being. Something like a pastor etc.

We are warned not to fall in that trap.

Mat 23:5* But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,*
Mat 23:6* And love the uppermost rooms at feasts, and the chief seats in the synagogues,*
Mat 23:7* And greetings in the markets, and to be called of men, Rabbi, Rabbi.*
Mat 23:8* But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.*

TofuFighter said:
At some stage you're going to have to start questioning how accurate your judgment is. When others make judgment "it's just their opinion", but when you make judgment, it's divine. If you really believe that your judgments are really just a channeling of god's judgment, then ignore what I just said. There's nothing more to be said in that case.
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I put my case in front of you again. It is very easy. Do not run.

The Word:
1Co 6:1* Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?*
1Co 6:2* Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?*
1Co 6:3* Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?*
1Co 6:4* If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.*
1Co 6:5* I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?*
1Co 6:6* But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.*
1Co 6:7* Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?*

To my understanding they should have "taken the wrong" They should have "suffered to be defrauded"

1Co 6:7* Now therefore there is utterly a fault among you, because ye go to law one with another. Why do ye not rather take wrong? why do ye not rather suffer yourselves to be defrauded?*

They should not have run to the "law"

1Co 6:1* Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?*

And if they do there is no wise man among them.

1Co 6:5* I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?*

They ignored their God.

They did not "suffer the wrong"

And they went to the law showing everybody that there is no "wise man" amongst them.

Now I didn't judge them. Or did I.

The Word Judged them!

Do you see now?

Maybe I am one and they are many so you have to choose for them?

Isa 41:13* For I the LORD thy God will hold thy right hand, saying unto thee, Fear not; I will help thee.*
Isa 41:14* Fear not, thou worm Jacob, and ye men of Israel; I will help thee, saith the LORD, and thy redeemer, the Holy One of Israel.*
Isa 41:15* Behold, I will make thee a new sharp threshing instrument having teeth: thou shalt thresh the mountains, and beat them small, and shalt make the hills as chaff.*
Isa 41:16* Thou shalt fan them, and the wind shall carry them away, and the whirlwind shall scatter them: and thou shalt rejoice in the LORD, and shalt glory in the Holy One of Israel.*

But being called a "worm" by God is also not to be sought after

So you are in a corner now. But maybe you will still act "blind"
 
I think I want in on this racket. I'm God too now.
I forgive you for this thread Johan.

Tithes, donations, and requests for indulgences can be sent by PM or telepathic messenger pigeon.
 
Donn said:
Ha! This John guy. I love how he's running circles around himself. Get off the road skeptics, he's all over it.
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Seems rather that I am running circles around the skeptics. And skeptics don't listen! And empty road is no enjoyment.
 
Argumemnon said:
Oh, most holy Johanabrahams, bless us with our daily ramblings!
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Glad it is a blessing to you. Keep on coming.


Argumemnon said:
Make us rich with you knowledge and wisdom!
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Yep. Just keep on reading.


Argumemnon said:
Deliver onto us our just rewards and protect us from evil and sin!
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Yep. I will lead you on the good way. Your sins and evil is paid.


Argumemnon said:
And forgive us for being unworthy of your love and respect!
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I have to love my babies.
 
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