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Prediction for the coming Eclipse:

Agatha said:
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What is special for these UFOs about the solar eclipse next week that wasn't special about any previous eclipse?
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Because it's 'Murica this time around.
We get the best ETs.

Well... the biggest attention seekers, at any rate. :p
 
Wouldn't it be cool if the sun had a CME (coronal mass ejection) at the time and the only people surviving were the ones directly in the umbra (shadow) of the Moon?
OK, maybe not so much for EVERYONE ELSE in the hemisphere... but it would make for a hell of a story!
 
Imagine what you could do with the eclipse event if you were the leader of a secluded cult that was unaware of the event, but you knew it was coming. Elaborate Ceremony Time!!
 
King of the Americas said:
It took 'us' less than 100 years to go from Kitty Hawk to Armstrong on the moon. How long have humans been on the earth in this form?

Actual 'Aliens' from another world would find us far too barbaric to mess with, not to mention no warp drive...

The mostly likely conclusion to what I saw was 'advance earth technology,' unknown to me.
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That sounds like heresy to me, everyone knows that in a galaxy of xenos filth humans are the only civilized people.

The emperor will be keeping his eye on you.
 
King of the Americas said:
Peer skyward during the eclipse if you seek evidence.
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I shall, but except during totality, I'll be wearing very dark glasses. This is because I've bought into government propaganda about "permanent retinal damage" from staring at the "sun." Unfortunately, that will almost certainly allow the aliens to stage their elaborate maneuvers and aerial light shows, Close Encounters of the Third Kind style, without me noticing a thing. Clever government and alien (and alien government) bastages!

If not remain in the dark. :)
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At least I won't be blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce (or wrapped up like a douche?) another runner in the night.
 
Gilbert Syndrome said:
That displays a total disregard for science and logic, not to mention common sense.

This is the kind of fast-food thinking that brought us such hilarious shows as Ancient Aliens.

Do you also view Stonehenge and the Egyptian pyramids as being out of the realms of human ability?

We also went from the Commodore to X-Box One in a relatively short amount of time. I wonder whether that was brought about by alien technology, too.
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You misunderstand.

I do not believe in aliens.

Humans have been far more capable for far longer than modern science wishes to admit.

U.F.O's are 'most likely' advanced earth technology unknown to me.
 
Gilbert Syndrome said:
You might as well speculate that they'd be put off by our taste in music, it holds about as much ground as what you speculated.

Or:

a) You were mistaken.

b) You were drunk.

c) You're telling porky pies.
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Ever seen Star Trek? Ever heard of the Federation's Prime Directive? You think a civilization of interstellar travelers would muck with a world as chaotic as our's?? What could they possibly have to gain? Our world leaders just got finished threatening each other with nuclear destruction, like last week!

a) I was not alone, when I witnessed what I did.

b) We were all sober.

c) I LOVE bacon, but I don't misrepresent facts.
 
Imhotep said:
Imagine what you could do with the eclipse event if you were the leader of a secluded cult that was unaware of the event, but you knew it was coming. Elaborate Ceremony Time!!
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Christopher Columba's used his knowledge of an eclipse to convince natives he was some sort of god-man...
 
Myriad said:
I shall, but except during totality, I'll be wearing very dark glasses. This is because I've bought into government propaganda about "permanent retinal damage" from staring at the "sun." Unfortunately, that will almost certainly allow the aliens to stage their elaborate maneuvers and aerial light shows, Close Encounters of the Third Kind style, without me noticing a thing. Clever government and alien (and alien government) bastages!




At least I won't be blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce (or wrapped up like a douche?) another runner in the night.
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I said, 'with protective eye gear'...and a camera.
 
Gilbert Syndrome said:
El Chupacabra.

Mothman

The Devil's footprints
Jesus

the CIA.
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Armitage72 said:
...and giant dragonflies? :D
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Pogomofo!
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And where do these ancient astronauts do their farming? A hydroponics bay with a closed ecosystem? Severely limiting their population and activity? Do they mine asteroids? Are they magic? Why haven't they resettled Earth after whatever cataclysm made them flee into space subsided and all humans on Earth were hunter gatherers that they could have easily displaced, providing them with much better living arrangements than drinking their own filtered piss in a space pyramid?
Where are the remnants of a society that advanced? They would have spanned the globe and left more evidence of industrial and agricultural activity than even we modern humans. But there's nothing. Nowhere.
You've either bought into a fairy tale, or you're lying to us.
 
King of the Americas said:
You think a civilization of interstellar travelers would muck with a world as chaotic as our's?? What could they possibly have to gain?
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How does this fit into your narrative? If they are not allowed to show themselves, why can we see them during the eclipse? :confused:

You need to work harder on your stories, invent better claims and lies.This thread has already become stale and boring.
 
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