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He hasn't built the wall yet, wants to end Obamacare
His inauguration crowd was woefully threadbare
And underneath his crazy wig, he's got no ******* hair!
I've even heard him swearing at the TV!
He has a pair of tiny hands, and shiny orange skin
He's not shy of firing staff, except for Michael Flynn
It's not clear yet, but Comey might, just come back to haunt him
The Donalds not an asset to the White House.
(I'd like to say a word on his behalf
Donald makes us laugh)
How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means the Donald?
A Rich-hypocrite? A pussygrabber! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
How do you stop him tweeting from his phone?
How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
When will this government be overthrown?
When I watch him I'm irate, Making America Great
seems as likely as Nebraskan oceanfront.
Unpredictable as smoke, is this all some kind of joke?
He's a cancer, he's a conman, he's a ****!
He'd out brazen Alex Jones, Gold plates everything he owns
He's been in bed with Mother Russia for a while
He is petty, He is wild! He's a braggard, He's a child!
He's a headache, He's a liar, He's on trial! (soon, with any luck...)
How do you solve a problem like the Donald?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find the word that means the Donald?
A rich-hypocrite? A pussygrabber! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay, and listen to all you say?
How do you stop him tweeting from his phone?
Oh how do you solve a problem like the Donald?
When will this government be overthrown?
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If SNL do this, then I am imagining various Trump aides etc dressed in Nun costumes singing this.