Near death experiences

I happen to like well-aged single-malt Scotches. My vision of heaven would have to include those. But according to you my body will be rotting in the ground. But that is no longer me. The entity that somehow becomes me is somehow infinite and undying. According to you, that entity will either variously sleep indefinitely, being thereby unable to enjoy a single-malt Scotch, or it will go on to experience new things, one of which I hope is single-malt Scotch (preferably at more affordable prices). Can you please explain in sufficient detail your she-god's plan for eternity that includes my Scotch?
Basically, the universe is love.
 
Just trust in the universe. It's nothing but love.

If it's nothing but love then it seems I won't get my Scotch. You told me that my heaven would be whatever I imagine it to be. In my heaven I can enjoy well-aged single-malt Scotches. Now you imply I can't.

Your she-god seems to be going back on her word. Or else, as we all suspect, you're just making all this nonsense up to have a good troll.
 
Basically, the universe is love.


A twisted sort of love, that forces its inhabitants to suffer through all possible experiences, endlessly, mindlessly tortured with no end in sight. Do you feel the madness creeping in on you? A limitless, chittering darkness, enslaving you to its will? Leaving you screaming soundlessly at your helpless fate?

It is coming, and it is inescapable...
 
That's "Pastafarians," dammit!

This signature is intended to irritate people.


Thanks awfully for that.:)

Funny but my dictionary does not like Pastafarians either but suggested I was looking for the following:

Rastafarian:

a member of the Rastafarian religious movement. Rastafarians have distinctive codes of behaviour and dress, including the wearing of dreadlocks and the smoking of cannabis, and they follow a diet that excludes pork, shellfish, and milk.

Never heard of these guys before, and wonder if they believe in heaven and infinite loving universe, and the other stuff slipknot is banging on about.
 
Thanks awfully for that.:)

Funny but my dictionary does not like Pastafarians either but suggested I was looking for the following:



Never heard of these guys before, and wonder if they believe in heaven and infinite loving universe, and the other stuff slipknot is banging on about.

Bob Marley
 
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