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The Valley of the Wood Apes

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I would suggest the professor declare himself incompetent and seek medical attention.
 
The NAWAC news is that a washed-up Hollywood type and a (possibly) credulous professor visited their neck of the woods for a footie-and-pony show. Per usual, there was no footie to be found.

The North American Wood Ape Conservancy: Not finding hide nor hair of Bigfoot for more than a decade.
 
Resume said:
Think there'll be a bigfoot on the bigfoot episode?
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There won't be any Bigfoot, but they're gonna live stream video of a 16 year old spider monkey Rob keeps in his backyard and pretend it's a baby Bigfoot. :jaw-dropp

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Congrats Brian Brian and the whole NAWACKY organization your goal has been accomplished.....well kinda....half way....sort of...hopefully the TV series offer will follow and you can share your version of not finding Bigfeets with the world!
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It's already been done.
 
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The NAWAC news is that a washed-up Hollywood type and a (possibly) credulous professor visited their neck of the woods for a footie-and-pony show. Per usual, there was no footie to be found.

The North American Wood Ape Conservancy: Not finding hide nor hair of Bigfoot for more than a decade.
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Not so bad when you think about it. I mean for a BLAARGing organization like the Non-Actual Wood Ape Circus.
 
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So the good professor is a credule. Or is he?
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I don't know this guy, but as an LSU museum fella he is at least as elite-trained as is Meldrum. His publication record is actually quite impressive. I can only assume that he's a high-functioning quack. At the very least, he's a few cans short of a six-pack in the critical thinking department.
 
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I don't know this guy, but as an LSU museum fella he is at least as elite-trained as is Meldrum. His publication record is actually quite impressive. I can only assume that he's a high-functioning quack. At the very least, he's a few cans short of a six-pack in the critical thinking department.
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I noticed his publication history which led me to believe he's either incredibly gullible, or BLAARGing.
 
I think as the Scientific credentials go upward, the amount of potential $$$ goes upward as well.
 
The Shrike said:
I don't know this guy, but as an LSU museum fella he is at least as elite-trained as is Meldrum. His publication record is actually quite impressive. I can only assume that he's a high-functioning quack. At the very least, he's a few cans short of a six-pack in the critical thinking department.
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These folks are some of the most fascinating characters in the footie world.
At what point, and what's the motivation, for someone with this type of background, abandons the very foundation of all their education?

Is it this simple....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3sq-Y_3RIY&sns=em
 
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The Shrike said:
I don't know this guy, but as an LSU museum fella he is at least as elite-trained as is Meldrum. His publication record is actually quite impressive. I can only assume that he's a high-functioning quack. At the very least, he's a few cans short of a six-pack in the critical thinking department.
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:biggrin: For nailing it! Which is not that ironic given his position, which also dictates he sit in a dimly lit back room all day (or something). This hallucination allows him to get outdoors and still get paid. Maybe he'll show up in an official Illinois State University vehicle and really be, umm, official.
 
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:This hallucination allows him to get outdoors and still get paid.
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That's what's even more odd. This guy has extensive field experience in the Neotropics. He should know what real wilderness is and he knows how isolated a place has to be to support a population of some heretofore unstudied endemic. What could possibly have impressed him about the Ouachitas as a wilderness so remote that it harbors moose-sized bipedal apes?

He's a nut? He's sold out? He's either getting laid or thinks he will? What?!
 
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That's what's even more odd. This guy has extensive field experience in the Neotropics. He should know what real wilderness is and he knows how isolated a place has to be to support a population of some heretofore unstudied endemic. What could possibly have impressed him about the Ouachitas as a wilderness so remote that it harbors moose-sized bipedal apes?

He's a nut? He's sold out? He's either getting laid or thinks he will? What?!
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Sometimes, even Michelin-starred chef's like to sit down with a nice greasy truck-stop burger and a can of Monster energy drink.

Maybe this professor just spends all his working day in the land of logic, and likes to shed his uptight threads of an evening, let his hair down and embrace the stupid.
 
A timely message from NAWAC:

"As April 18th approaches issues such as filing, forms, brackets, joint/single, donations, deductions, returns, and so forth come to the forefront.
With regard to donations, quite a few bigfoot-oriented groups/organizations referencing themselves as “nonprofits” seek contributions from those who endorse their efforts. It’s worth noting that money sent to nonprofit corporations is not necessarily tax deductible. The NAWAC is a tax exempt 501(c)(3) charitable organization, a status granted by the Internal Revenue Service that allows donors to write off donations.
More on nonprofit vs tax-exempt here: tinyurl.com/mjkltjd "
 
jerrywayne said:
A timely message from NAWAC:

"As April 18th approaches issues such as filing, forms, brackets, joint/single, donations, deductions, returns, and so forth come to the forefront.
With regard to donations, quite a few bigfoot-oriented groups/organizations referencing themselves as “nonprofits” seek contributions from those who endorse their efforts. It’s worth noting that money sent to nonprofit corporations is not necessarily tax deductible. The NAWAC is a tax exempt 501(c)(3) charitable organization, a status granted by the Internal Revenue Service that allows donors to write off donations.
More on nonprofit vs tax-exempt here: tinyurl.com/mjkltjd "
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45-70 ammo is expensive. How nice it must be to have your pretend playground fun financed by rubes, credules, gullible yucks, fellow enthusiasts.
 
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On NAWAC's Facebook they posted pictures of various rocks that they have recovered from the cabin roof.

Here is my question to NAWAC: "Just curious, how much financial damage did the wood apes cause to the cabin area over the years? Did they ruin the solar panels, for instance?"

NAWAC's reply: "One older panel was broken, but we don't know for sure that it was broken by a rock. No real damage to the cabin."
 
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On NAWAC's Facebook they posted pictures of various rocks that they have recovered from the cabin roof.

Here is my question to NAWAC: "Just curious, how much financial damage did the wood apes cause to the cabin area over the years? Did they ruin the solar panels, for instance?"

NAWAC's reply: "One older panel was broken, but we don't know for sure that it was broken by a rock. No real damage to the cabin."
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When are the wood ape people gonna show us a wood ape? After all this time, how many still believe these folks are actually, truly encountering wood monkeys? How many NAWACers still do? It's been 10+ years of wandering around the Arkansas woods with nothing to show for it save for some rocks. You'd need rocks in your head to be to buy into this nonsense.
 
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On NAWAC's Facebook they posted pictures of various rocks that they have recovered from the cabin roof.

Here is my question to NAWAC: "Just curious, how much financial damage did the wood apes cause to the cabin area over the years? Did they ruin the solar panels, for instance?"

NAWAC's reply: "One older panel was broken, but we don't know for sure that it was broken by a rock. No real damage to the cabin."
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It's very considerate of the wood apes to only throw rocks at the roof, and not at the windows. For less chance of damage, they should teach them to throw good 'n plentys.
 
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When are the wood ape people gonna show us a wood ape? After all this time, how many still believe these folks are actually, truly encountering wood monkeys? How many NAWACers still do? It's been 10+ years of wandering around the Arkansas woods with nothing to show for it save for some rocks. You'd need rocks in your head to be to buy into this nonsense.
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Why does anyone hold the absence of a wood ape body against NAWAC? We ought not expect such evidence because there are no wood apes; they can't prove what's not there.

The question is, does NAWAC know this? I don't think so (after all, imho, they are true believers and true believers always overlook the obvious, and crippling doubt, in their search for belief confirmation only).

I asked the question of NAWAC just to see what response I would get. First, if they are just hoaxers they could have very well have said that the cabin was severely damaged and no one outside their group would know or care otherwise. Second, they gave an apparently honest answer that, to me, shows how naïve or how unaware they are in their forgone conclusion pursuit of the giant apes of Oklahoma of their imagination. My guess is that someone working for the property owners is hoaxing the group via rock assaults on the cabin and performing wood knocks, and of course, under this scenario, the cabin would purposefully receive as little damage as possible.
 
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