The Unofficial Election 2016 Results Thread PLEASE

right now hillary is losing to the worst presidential candidate in history (not counting herself, of course)
 
I must admit I'm getting nervous. I think she will probably still win but it will be way closer than it should have been. Turns out appealing to racist white people may not be such a horrible strategy.
 
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Whatever happens, it's not the end of the world. Hopefully.

There must be a silver lining if Trump wins, right? 4 years of hilarity! In the long run it might even be better for Democrats.
 
I must admit I'm getting nervous. I think she will probably still win but it will be way closer than it should have been.

I'm keeping hope alive.

If my side wins tonight, you know the answer is obvious, right?

We split up the country. People like you never need to deal with people like me again. And vice versa.

We'll never stand in your way again in opening your borders to the third world, we'll never slow your social progressive agenda again... never stop you from putting in place all the gun restrictions you want... etc. etc.

Why don't we do this? It makes all the sense in the world.

Neither side should be forced to live with the other.
 
I must admit I'm getting nervous. I think she will probably still win but it will be way closer than it should have been. Turns out appealing to racist white people may not be such a horrible strategy.

Says a lot about America, doesn't it?


...so, how about that Great White North now?
 
Donald Trump.

Let me repeat that: Donald Trump.

For four years I begged you not to support her and she is losing to *********** Donald Trump.

But she's no more crooked than any other politician, much less so than most.

Are we really this scared of a woman? That's the only difference. Literally.
 
I'm keeping hope alive.

If my side wins tonight, you know the answer is obvious, right?

We split up the country. People like you never need to deal with people like me again. And vice versa.

We'll never stand in your way again in opening your borders to the third world, we'll never slow your social progressive agenda again... never stop you from putting in place all the gun restrictions you want... etc. etc.

Why don't we do this? It makes all the sense in the world.

Neither side should be forced to live with the other.

You people can have the trash flyover states.
 
Whatever happens, it's not the end of the world. Hopefully.

There must be a silver lining if Trump wins, right? 4 years of hilarity! In the long run it might even be better for Democrats.

No it is the end of the world. He will start a *********** war and a man with no restraint whatsoever will be able to order nuclear attacks.
 
I'm keeping hope alive.

If my side wins tonight, you know the answer is obvious, right?

We split up the country. People like you never need to deal with people like me again. And vice versa.

Yeah, let's make the "what if the CSA managed to stay alive" fantasy happen and see how their economy works out in 100 years.
 

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