Trump runs for POTUS/ Trumped Up! Part VII

[timhau]

And frankly I wouldn't care if Trump had a thousand sex partners and did it with a sheep when he was younger.

Just what do you have against sheep?

 

[acbytesla]

Just what do you have against sheep?

As long as the sheep said yes. Who knows? Maybe the sheep is a freak and goes for that sort of thing.

 

[Ladewig]

I think the odds of, 1. Clinton being a lesbian and 2. Trump doing his daughter, are about equal, and non-zero. One of these things would have no bearing on the candidate's fitness to be POTUS, and one would be criminal and would mean immediate disqualification of the candidate.

Disqualification?
Is there a law disqualifying felons from running for president.

 

[Tony Stark]

So Donald wrote an op-ed arguing in favor of free trade and open borders in 2013. Well, I doubt he wrote it himself, more like he had someone do it for him.

In this case, the solution is clear. We will have to leave borders behind and go for global unity when it comes to financial stability.

The future of Europe, as well as the United States, depends on a cohesive global economy. All of us must work toward together toward that very significant common goal.

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/22/business/opinion-donald-trump-europe/

 

[The Greater Fool]

Nah, it would be criminal.

http://codes.findlaw.com/ny/penal-law/pen-sect-255-25.html

Oops. I wonder when the last time such was actually prosecuted. Not interested enough to google it, though.

 

[The Great Zaganza]

Disqualification?
Is there a law disqualifying felons from running for president.

nope.

You can elect someone on Death Row for President.

 

[Tony Stark]

Disqualification?
Is there a law disqualifying felons from running for president.

Eugene V. Debs ran for President on the socialist ticket in 1920 while in prison and got 3.4% of the vote.

The Constitution lists three qualifications for President: at least 35 years old, a natural born US citizen, and a US resident for at least 14 years.

 

[pgwenthold]

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/22/business/opinion-donald-trump-europe/

Um, help me out here. Isn't Trump the one criticizing Clinton for supporting free trade?

 

[TragicMonkey]

Eugene V. Debs ran for President on the socialist ticket in 1920 while in prison and got 3.4% of the vote.

The Constitution lists three qualifications for President: at least 35 years old, a natural born US citizen, and a US resident for at least 14 years.

There is at least one unwritten requirement: a president must be living. Dead and fictional candidates cannot take office.

 

[Belz...]

There is at least one unwritten requirement: a president must be living. Dead and fictional candidates cannot take office.

Unfortunate. A few of them would still make better Presidents than Trump. I mean, considering that they wouldn't do anything, with them being dead or fictional, and all.

 

[halleyscomet]

Um, help me out here. Isn't Trump the one criticizing Clinton for supporting free trade?

Well yes, but he believed in free trade back when he was still a Democrat, see, just like his using dirty words that have the Liberals so riled up! It was all before he found laissez faire capitalist Jesus!

 

[Tony Stark]

Um, help me out here. Isn't Trump the one criticizing Clinton for supporting free trade?

Yeah. He's a *********** lying hypcrite.

 

[Belz...]

Trump? Lying? Say it isn't so! I thought Hillary was the lying one. Now I'm all confused!

 

[pgwenthold]

Well yes, but he believed in free trade back when he was still a Democrat, see, just like his using dirty words that have the Liberals so riled up! It was all before he found laissez faire capitalist Jesus!

This article was from 2013, though. At that point he had already run for President twice.

I know, it's a touch job trying to make sense of The Donald.

 

[Steve]

Disqualification?
Is there a law disqualifying felons from running for president.

nope.

You can elect someone on Death Row for President.

OK, my mistake.

 

[halleyscomet]

He was a Republican in 2013.

This article was from 2013, though. At that point he had already run for President twice.

I know, it's a touch job trying to make sense of The Donald.

Shut up about timelines!

*whimper*

Everything we don't like about Trump was from when he was still a Democrat, so we can ignore it.

*SOB*

So what if he was promoting free trade in 2013 when he was already a Truther. It's something we don't like about him so it gets shoved aside and stomped down the drain, where we don't have to think about it.

Now, anyone know if we can get that women's suffrage thing repealed before the election? I saw the stats and Trump wins in a landslide if none of them womenfolk are voting. There's gotta be a way to get women voting declared unconstitutional, at least for the November 28 voting date.

We, we're the Patriots, the Teabaggers. We can't lose. We NEED Trump to be our dream candidate.


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[Andy_Ross]

It's a sign of the Tacopocalypse^©!

Total Taco Horizon.

 

[slyjoe]

As long as the sheep said yes. Who knows? Maybe the sheep is a freak and goes for that sort of thing.

Sheep lies.

 

[Spindrift]

There is at least one unwritten requirement: a president must be living. Dead and fictional candidates cannot take office.

That's why my Bartlett for America campaign never gets any traction!

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Total Taco Horizon.

Have we reached peak picante?