Trump runs for POTUS/ Trumped Up! Part VI

[Pixel42]

Ready for? Well, there's

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date:​

And there's

I did try and **** her. She was married, ... I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.​

Some people are ready for one, some for another. And some aren't ready at all. It's a matter of taste I suppose.

You do know that Shakespeare sonnet is addressed to a beautiful young man, don't you?

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Do you actually have no idea of how a democracy is supposed to work?

I'm sure he does. It's just likely not the way he wants the world to work. Bob's something of a hyper-individualist, everyone-is-an-island type of person, as far as I can tell.

 

[Tony Stark]

For Trump’s Congressional Backers, Hell Is Empty, and All the Demons Are Here

Elected representatives who think they’ve threaded the needle between supporting Donald Trump and preserving their political brands (to say nothing of their essential humanity) are wildly wrong about their political futures. The formulation of “I support the Republican nominee, but…” isn’t going to save you from the forces on the left, or the new Trump GOP.

With five weeks to go, most of you are locked in a state of denial while Trump tears your party down around your ears. Friday afternoon should be a perfect example. The Party of Lincoln is defending the candidate of “grab them by the pussy” as it plunges toward political peril unlike anything we’ve seen before.

This is by Rick Wilson, a #NeverTrump Republican who has been warning Republicans about Donald for a long time.

 

[Tony Stark]

The president can absolutely torture if congress doesn't forbid it.

I know how democracy works which is why I regularly say I am not pro democracy.

Congress forbids it.

 

[BobTheCoward]

That must be me. Don't take this the wrong way Bob. But screw you when you call me a slave and that my desires should carry no weight.

I want my President to represent me in the best possible light and offer aspirational messages as opposed to being someone I should constantly be saying "WTF", and saying to my Grandchildren, " don't grow up to be like the President".

I don't want the president (there is no "my" president) offering any message.

 

[BobTheCoward]

Congress forbids it.

As they should, obviously.

 

[newyorkguy]

True story.
Some of the women at work were talking about Trump in the lunchroom yesterday. They're convinced he wears a girdle. (Explains why he always wears a suit and possibly the long ties.) They were in agreement that the flabby face and jowls do not go with the midsection. How much is he hiding, they wondered, and how's he hiding it?

 

[phiwum]

You do know that Shakespeare sonnet is addressed to a beautiful young man, don't you?

I've heard such rumors, but surely this is not settled.

 

[jimbob]

I don't actually have any big problem with Trump's comments about women. I don't think that way but it's about what I would expect from The Don. I agree people are entitled to private lives, even Donald Trump.

What actually bothered me more was Trump trying to defend himself by alluding to private conversations he'd had with Bill Clinton while the two were playing golf together. They played golf together because at one point they were friendly; as I have previously posted, as recently as 2008 Trump was describing Clinton as a "great president." (And saying Hillary Clinton would make a "great president" too.)

The way Trump can immediately turn on people who were once friends and become really vicious is, to my mind, a lot more damning than his stupid comments about his 'lusty lifestyle.'

How does having been friends with Bill Clinton square with his "outsider" narrative?

 

[newyorkguy]

...I am not pro democracy.

That'll make a great signature for somebody.

 

[Cain]

I don't know if it's been mentioned, but the Nancy in question is Nancy O'Dell, host of the show Entertainment Tonight.

I heard she has phony tits.

 

[Firestone]

I heard she has phony tits.

... and the very best furniture.

 

[acbytesla]

I don't want the president (there is no "my" president) offering any message.

They are all"my President". Even the Republicans. They represent and are supposed to be working for me.

 

[acbytesla]

I know how democracy works which is why I regularly say I am not pro democracy.

That makes one of us.

 

[Craig B]

You do know that Shakespeare sonnet is addressed to a beautiful young man, don't you?

Oh dear. So the voters won't be ready for that in this election cycle?

 

[Jrrarglblarg]

True story.
Some of the women at work were talking about Trump in the lunchroom yesterday. They're convinced he wears a girdle. (Explains why he always wears a suit and possibly the long ties.) They were in agreement that the flabby face and jowls do not go with the midsection. How much is he hiding, they wondered, and how's he hiding it?

That would also help explain the hard inhaling after sentences in the last debate; abdominal compression would interfere with his ability to inhale as deeply and force him to do all the work in his chest.

 

[NoahFence]

I have to agree with him. I find his support unbelievable as well.

I hope he stays in and gets eviscerated

 

[Pixel42]

I've heard such rumors, but surely this is not settled.

The first 126 sonnets are addressed to a beautiful young man, the last 28 to a dark lady. "Shall I compare thee ... " is number 18. No rumour, it's quite clear.

 

[acbytesla]

I hope he stays in and gets eviscerated

He won't quit. He'll lose the election by 150 Electoral votes and he'll claim that the election was rigged.

 

[Tony Stark]

I hope he stays in and gets eviscerated

I hope the Republicans lose the Senate because of Donald and Hillary puts a really liberal, 40 year old, black, lesbian on the Supreme Court to replace Scalia.