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Was that your intention, or just another example of your inability to think through the implications of your claims?

This is what we see all too often from self-appointed demagogues. Never actually having led anyone or having attracted serious followers, they never have to apply their caricatured interpretations to a spectrum of real-world problems and thereby acquire the necessary wisdom. Mr Bethke seems all too eager to attribute the gulf between his totalitarian edicts and the response of the working clergy as corruption instead of wisdom.
 
SPORFLE!

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Seriously?

Your whole shebang about trying to redefine the word "virgin" is because you hope to one day get into an exclusive afterlife virgin choir?

BWHAHAHA!!!!



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Stop. Stop. My sides are aching. I'm not sure how much more laughing I can take.

The unrepentant, rampant liar is trying to get into an afterlife choir that EXCLUDES liars by trying to redefine the word "virgin." Oh Lordy. I haven't had a laugh this good from an Internet discussion since Kirk Hastings was vivisected by Irreligiosophy

This thread is as saturated with pathos as a Tres Leches is with milk. It's like watching a contemptible sitcom character who sets out to achieve great things and does the exact opposite of what would be helpful in every possible situation.

I recant my Jonah comparison. George Costanza with fewer scruples and less likability is a better parallel.

"Just remember, Jerry- it's not a lie if you believe it."
 
That pretty much summarizes our dear friend's entire ministry. His problem is he's never found anyone who actually BELIEVED his tall tales.

With rational people, the fact that his ministry of one is only a ministry to one would be the bug that proves delusion; with the hyper-religious, it's the feature that enforces it.
 
I have to wonder why he's so determined to insist the term "virgin" can refer to a sexually active male. It's a stupid claim with no basis in any of the languages involved. It accomplishes nothing theologically, unless of course someone whose religion requires he was a virgin at the time of his marriage is trying to make a lame "but that time doesn't count!" argument.

OMFG! Does this mean "Paul Bethke" was a Technical Virgin when he got married? That's the only explanation I can think of that makes any sense.

Anyone know if "Paul Bethke" has similar "but it doesn't count!" loopholes for gay sex? Anyone desperate enough to claim "virgin" can refer to a sexually active male is perfectly capable of claiming that one time with the dark, husky pool boy wasn't REALLY gay for some convoluted reason.

As far as I can tell from the "Revelation" thread, PB is trying to make sure he can technically qualify for the "144,000"...

ETA: ninja-ed by the excellent "Tres Leches" post...
 
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When the word virgin in this case is the only time it is applied to men—then we look to what is the purpose of using this word —because of its strange application we are directed to take note.Men who have not defiled themselves with women.
This describes the men—(Complete Jewish Bible)--Rev 14:3 They were singing a new song before the throne and before the four living beings and the elders, and no one could learn the song except the 144,000 who have been ransomed from the world.
Rev 14:4 These are the ones who have not defiled themselves with women, for they are virgins; they follow the Lamb wherever he goes; they have been ransomed from among humanity as firstfruits for God and the Lamb;
Rev 14:5 on their lips no lie was found — they are without defect.

One has to look at the whole section—what makes these men special.
1) They have been ransomed.
2) They did not defile themselves with woman.
3) They did not lie
4) They are without defect.
5) They were the only ones who could sing the song
The word ransomed applies to all the redeemed. The redeemed do not defile themselves. The redeemed do not lie. The redeemed are blameless.

Well, no. Your "scriptures" clearly and unambiguously refer to the "144,000" as παρθένοι (NOT σαν παρθένες ["like virgins"]; NOT τόσο καθαρό όσο παρθένες [""as pure as virgins"]; NOT EVEN σεξουαλικά ενεργούς άνδρες ακόμα παντρεμένος με την πρώτη συζύγους τους ["sexually active men still married to their first wives"], but, unambiguously, παρθένοι ["virgins"]).

To claim that the "scriptures" say anything else is to substitute what you want to pretend they mean for the words that are actually there--just as you do with your silly "dark skin comes form eating monkey meat" fantasy.

So as I have said, prophecy has its application at all times, what is prophesied then must be understood in the present age as well, otherwise it is superfluous.

Thank you for admitting that you are perfectly willing to substitute what you want your "scriptures" to mean for what the actually say. Why even bother to pretend to refer to "scripture" at all, if you are going to change its meaning?

So today what applies to the 144k will apply to all men, that have repented and are justified, they are pure as Jesus stated---

According to your hopes, perhaps, but in no way according to anything in "scripture"...

Matt 5:8 "How blessed are the pure in heart! for they will see God.

Does not refer to "virgins", at all...do you think everyone who has not had sex is automatically pure of heart? Is that your only standard?

Philp_1:10 so that you will be able to determine what is best and thus be pure and without blame for the Day of the Messiah,

Also does not refer to "virgins". See above

2Tim_2:22 Flee the evil desires of youth, and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, along with those who call on the Lord out of a pure heart.

Also deos not refer to "virgins". See above.

Heb_13:4 Marriage should be honoured by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.

Cannot refer to "virgins", unless you pretend that all "honourable" marriages are sexless and perfectly abstinent.

So the goal is that of a pure heart—but what I believe in this day and age that there are men who will qualify, maybe not many, but only a few is required to start with.

Oddly enough, "John's" "Revelation" refers to 144,000 "virgins". Period.

These will be those who are pure in heart as Jesus stated.

Are you claiming that Jesus is to be said to be said to have written the book of "John's" Revelation"?

If he did, he used the word "virgin" (not the term, "sexually active men still faithful to their first wife").
 
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As far as I can tell from the "Revelation" thread, PB is trying to make sure he can technically qualify for the "144,000"...

ETA: ninja-ed by the excellent "Tres Leches" post...



Oh

My

God.

That's both hilarious and sad. The Bible explicitly excludes him from a select group and he's determined to lie his way into it.

There's no way he can win. If the Bible is true then he's excluded from that heavenly choir. If it's not then he's wasting his life arguing about imaginary friends.

It feels really strange to laugh this hard at someone I pity this much.

Thank you for the compliment BTW.
 
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you know I just thought I'd mention that I've checked in the Thesaurus behind Word, because Paul seems to believe that prophecy and prediction are somehow different.

Under Prophecy, prediction is one of the entries
Under Prediction, prophecy is one of the entries.

So - they're synonyms...
 
Can I ask a personal question, Paul? Have you ever been married, or are you married now? If so, were you a virgin when you got married? Are you in compliance with the laws that you are supporting?
 
Well, that flounce didn't last long. I'm interested, Paul- how exactly are you going to "prove the Scriptures as authentic"? Surely even you must realize that an event claimed as prophecy after it happens is no prophecy; and that creating an event as "proof" of Scripture proves nothing but belief in them?
You are correct—a prediction must procced the event—it is like God says (Isa_42:9 See, the former things have taken place, and new things I declare; before they spring into being I announce them to you." )

So what must be done, is to repeat the events that are recorded and announce them beforehand. Like the sun going back and the sun stopping in the middle of the day for starters.
 
That definition excludes married couples where one of the partners has been sent to war. It excludes couples where one of the partners is in prison. Was that your intention, or just another example of your inability to think through the implications of your claims?



I understand what it means, but given your inability to grok simple words like "interpret" we need to ask you for clarification. You're a very poor communicator.

I have told you in clear terms--what are you gobbling about?
 
SPORFLE!

[qimg]http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mj-laughing.gif[/qimg]

Seriously?

Your whole shebang about trying to redefine the word "virgin" is because you hope to one day get into an exclusive afterlife virgin choir?

BWHAHAHA!!!!



[qimg]http://i.imgur.com/SlRYav1.gif[/qimg]

Stop. Stop. My sides are aching. I'm not sure how much more laughing I can take.

The unrepentant, rampant liar is trying to get into an afterlife choir that EXCLUDES liars by trying to redefine the word "virgin." Oh Lordy. I haven't had a laugh this good from an Internet discussion since Kirk Hastings was vivisected by Irreligiosophy

This thread is as saturated with pathos as a Tres Leches is with milk. It's like watching a contemptible sitcom character who sets out to achieve great things and does the exact opposite of what would be helpful in every possible situation.

I recant my Jonah comparison. George Costanza with fewer scruples and less likability is a better parallel.

You are out of orbit.
 
This is what we see all too often from self-appointed demagogues. Never actually having led anyone or having attracted serious followers, they never have to apply their caricatured interpretations to a spectrum of real-world problems and thereby acquire the necessary wisdom. Mr Bethke seems all too eager to attribute the gulf between his totalitarian edicts and the response of the working clergy as corruption instead of wisdom.

The working clergy do not work.
 
Well, no. Your "scriptures" clearly and unambiguously refer to the "144,000" as παρθένοι (NOT σαν παρθένες ["like virgins"]; NOT τόσο καθαρό όσο παρθένες [""as pure as virgins"]; NOT EVEN σεξουαλικά ενεργούς άνδρες ακόμα παντρεμένος με την πρώτη συζύγους τους ["sexually active men still married to their first wives"], but, unambiguously, παρθένοι ["virgins"]).

To claim that the "scriptures" say anything else is to substitute what you want to pretend they mean for the words that are actually there--just as you do with your silly "dark skin comes form eating monkey meat" fantasy.



Thank you for admitting that you are perfectly willing to substitute what you want your "scriptures" to mean for what the actually say. Why even bother to pretend to refer to "scripture" at all, if you are going to change its meaning?



According to your hopes, perhaps, but in no way according to anything in "scripture"...



Does not refer to "virgins", at all...do you think everyone who has not had sex is automatically pure of heart? Is that your only standard?



Also does not refer to "virgins". See above



Also deos not refer to "virgins". See above.



Cannot refer to "virgins", unless you pretend that all "honourable" marriages are sexless and perfectly abstinent.



Oddly enough, "John's" "Revelation" refers to 144,000 "virgins". Period.



Are you claiming that Jesus is to be said to be said to have written the book of "John's" Revelation"?

If he did, he used the word "virgin" (not the term, "sexually active men still faithful to their first wife").

Rev 1:1 The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John,
Rev 1:2 who testifies to everything he saw—that is, the word of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ.

Your problem is that you do not take note of what is written--you do not understand the meaning of Scripture---to you it is as said----Isa 28:10 For it is: Do and do, do and do, rule on rule, rule on rule; a little here, a little there."

Who gave John the revelation--all Scripture is in harmony with Scripture.

So all Scripture is relevant--
Mat 5:8 Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.
Mat 5:9 Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.

Revelation is the culmination of the plan of God, gave to Jesus to show his servants what must "SOON" take place.
 
I thought it was very clear--what is it with you people?

That's just it, it wasn't very clear to begin with. You seemed to carefully choose words that could be interpreted in a certain way, according to your definition of marriage, to include someone who had been married, but who is now legally divorced.

A simple 'yes' or 'no' answer please: Does your wife still live with you?
 
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