"Well, Jerry, it looks like we've got a classic thruther ignore-off match in progress here."
"Yes, Gary, the competitors have made some good initial moves already. Looks like an entertaining game in prospect."
"Just for all you viewers out there, I'll explain the rules. The aim is to ignore as much of the evidence as possible, so each player takes it in turn to state that a piece of evidence is faked, or misinterpret what it means, or simply pretend it doesn't exist. The winner is the one who can ignore the most evidence without going so far that the rest of the truthers call him a disinformation agent."
"And what about negative or inferential evidence, Gary?"
"Good point, Jerry. It all counts. Pretending there were explosions although nobody could see or hear them is a classic move, so is saying people heard explosions but conveniently forgetting that they were after the collapses, or about an hour before them. It all scores points.
"So who are our competitors today, Gary?"
"Well, in the blue corner, we've got Tony "The Jolt" Szamboti, an old hand at the game. Some of the evidence truthers just routinely ignore these days, he was the first to ignore; a real innovator at the sport. And in the... not sure what colour it is, maybe fuchsia with a dash of taupe - we've got the new contender, MicahJava. Untested, but he's showing considerable promise by ignoring as much damage to WTC7 as he doesn't want to admit to. So it looks like a classic match here. Any thoughts, Jerry, on who'll be the winner in this bout?"
"Well, Gary, there's a big purse up for grabs today, but I'd expect Richard Gage will walk away with it. He always does."
"And thoughts on the loser?"
"Well, Gary, I think we all know who the losers are. Ha ha ha ha ha."
"Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, viewers, Jerry and I will be your commentary team for the whole of the bout, so let's look forward to some really world class ignoring today."