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Finally, proof Obama is a Muslim!

Kalorama is filled with the homes of Ambassadors, as well as embassies, consulates, and assorted diplomatic bigwigs. I used to work in that area and once almost was stuck in my office all evening because a nearby Ambassador was hosting a dinner for his country's leader, who was in DC on a state visit. The Secret Service came by the local buildings and warned everybody they'd have to stay indoors for the evening, and if they wanted to leave for home, or to go to dinner, to do so NOW. My workmates and I cleared out then and there. I suspect the Obama's picked the area at least in part because the Secret Service knows it well.

Obama will not be the first president to live in Kalorama. Taft, Hoover, and FDR all lived in that neighborhood before they were president, and Woodrow Wilson retired there in 1921.
 
quadraginta said:
I wonder how the came up with 1096 ft. Was that like door to door? Edge of building to edge of building? Center of mass to center of mass?

Inquiring minds want to know don't really care.
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I think that's the distance from the center of the alter at the mosque where they sacrifice babies to the center of the alter in the Obama's house where they do the same.
 
This is all a big misunderstanding. The house is 1000 feet away from a Joann's Fabrics, which means Obama is indeed a muslin.
 
TragicMonkey said:
This is all a big misunderstanding. The house is 1000 feet away from a Joann's Fabrics, which means Obama is indeed a muslin.
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Perhaps this will encourage fashion designers to bring back lightweight muslin empire waisted Regency style dresses for Spring 2017.
 
Maya22 said:
Perhaps this will encourage fashion designers to bring back lightweight muslin empire waisted Regency style dresses for Spring 2017.
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Empire waist is the worst thing in women's fashion history. Better to bring back bustles or panniers. Empire waists make thin women look like a pair of boobs floating atop a wire frame, and make every other woman look pregnant. I will personally set on fire anybody who tries to revive empire waists, and I say that as someone who has little to no strong feelings about ladies' fashions.
 
quadraginta said:
I wonder how the came up with 1096 ft. Was that like door to door? Edge of building to edge of building? Center of mass to center of mass?

Inquiring minds want to know don't really care.
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Such "precision" is a common technique that liars use to try and add an apparent verisimilitude to their lies.
 
TragicMonkey said:
Empire waist is the worst thing in women's fashion history. Better to bring back bustles or panniers. Empire waists make thin women look like a pair of boobs floating atop a wire frame, and make every other woman look pregnant. I will personally set on fire anybody who tries to revive empire waists, and I say that as someone who has little to no strong feelings about ladies' fashions.
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Best style for me, with some modifications. My torso is shaped like a box. Big boobs, all extra fat in my abdomen. After breast reduction, abdomen sticks out more. Empire waist, with more fitted body looks fabulous, on me. When I find that dress, I post a pic wearing it. :D

Belts are right out. I have no waistline so it looks more like packing tape. If I was more ambitious, I'd make my own clothes.

eta: sorry for the OT :o
 
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quadraginta said:
I wonder how the came up with 1096 ft. Was that like door to door? Edge of building to edge of building? Center of mass to center of mass?

Inquiring minds want to know don't really care.
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Darat said:
Such "precision" is a common technique that liars use to try and add an apparent verisimilitude to their lies.
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The answer is...

Google distance ruler!

 
I'm curious as to minimum safe distance that you have to be at from a mosque in order to be considered a non-muslim. Obviously it's greater than 1,096 feet, but is 1,100 okay? 1,200?

Should there be a google maps function to plot these ones out? Imagine if you're driving around with your family and you came within a few hundred feet of a mosque by accident - suddenly you'd have a car full of wannabe suicide bombers!
 
Seismosaurus said:
I'm curious as to minimum safe distance that you have to be at from a mosque in order to be considered a non-muslim. Obviously it's greater than 1,096 feet, but is 1,100 okay? 1,200?

Should there be a google maps function to plot these ones out? Imagine if you're driving around with your family and you came within a few hundred feet of a mosque by accident - suddenly you'd have a car full of wannabe suicide bombers!
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I wonder if the field strength varies with proximity, and if so, at what ratio?

Or is it just an on/off sort of thing?

Does it go away after you get out of range, or is the effect persistent?

If so, for how long?

Do Christian churches emanate neutralizing fields?
 
We should really experiment. It could be like those nuclear weapons tests they do with animals exposed to the blast. We could set out cages at different distances from a mosque as it's constructed, and then right before it opens you could stick a christian in each cage. Then retire to a safe distance, in some sort of bunker covered with bible pages or something, and WAMMO - the mosque formally opens. After a few minutes you drone strike it out of existence again, naturally. Afterwards you could check on all the christians and see which ones have grown beards and homicidal tendencies. You should be able to graph out a good distance/percentage conversion relationship.
 
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