Jabba was still being hotly pursued after...how many years has it been? Nothing has changed. I already knew what Jabba is right and wrong about, and what his inquisitors are right and wrong about. And I already knew of the futility of trying to tell any of them anything.
So I decided to play a low stakes online holdem poker tournament.
I was quickly dealt a not great but playable hand in a playable position and made a small raise, satisfied to take the blinds. Immediately a player on my left came over the top, all in. My hand wasn't that good, so I folded.
Soon after, I got another playable hand and limped in without raising. Immediately the same player on my left went all in again.
"Really"? I thought. "Am I believing this? Am I to believe that twice I get a playable hand, and both times the same guy has a hand worth going all in with? Or am I to believe that I folded the first time after raising, so now he thinks I'll certainly fold again after limping, and he doesn't really care if I don't fold, because he doesn't think the first two cards mean much anyway, plus he's still steamed because I didn't pay off his big hand before?"
I decided the second possibility was more likely in a small stakes tournament.
I also knew that most random poker hands, (which I strongly suspected he probably had rather than a carefully selected hand), are pieces of crap not even worth playing, let alone going all in with. I also knew that even if I was wrong about the probable weakness of Stanley The Steamer's hand, in a third of universes my hand still lucks out and wins.
So I called. Turns out I was right. Stanley The Steamer had no cards. And I got all his chips.
But if I was a follower of Agatha's "Once it's happened, the probability that it happened is 1" tautolosophy, i wouldn't have called, and Stanley could have kept bluffing me. Because I would think nothing is unlikely after it's happened. So Stanley's consecutive all in raises wouldn't have meant anything to me.