1. Reification Fallacy: Does "evolution" have vocal chords?
"Evolution comprises all the stages of the development of the universe: the cosmic, biological, and human or cultural developments. Attempts to restrict the concept of evolution to biology are gratuitous. LIFE is a product of the evolution of INORGANIC NATURE, and man is a product of the evolution of life." {Emphasis Mine}
Dobzhansky T.G. "Changing Man", Science, 27 January 1967, Vol. 155. No 3761. p 409
Gratuitous - Uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted.--oxford dict.
Cute. The Theory of Evolution by means of Natural Selection is concerned with Life only. And existing life at that.
Want to talk about Stellar evolution? Ask an astronomer.
Origins of Life? A Biologist.
Origins of the Universe? Cosmologist.
There is no overarching theory of everything.
2. "evolution", what's that?? Please post the Scientific Theory of evolution...?
Nope! Not gonna do it!
For two reasons:
1: I am a layperson. I am not qualified to discuss, or teach it in any depth. And a true full discussion takes up entire university courses.
2: You don't want to know. Putting evolution in Scare quotes doesn't make it any less true. As well, many many others on this forum have tried to explain the Theory of Evolution as best they can to someone who is ignorant of it, and you reject it. This tells me that you have a conclusion, and are not interested in discussion.
1. Argument from Ignorance (Fallacy): 'we don't know'.
Nope! You're wrong here. This isn't an argument of ANYTHING. It's simply stating 'We don't know'. 'What came before the big bang?' 'We don't know' is perfectly valid. Trying to find out is how we drive innovation and knowledge.
2. Appeal to the Future (Fallacy): 'we're hoping to find out'.
Again, No. It means what it means. We want to find out. Could be anything. Could be nothing. Could even be your god. But we don't know! And we won't know unless we investigate!
We sure Know HOW it didn't !! Ergo... GOD.
Argument from incredulity. You don't like the answers, therefor your assumed answer must be the correct one. That isn't how any of this works.
I've met your type. You've decided that your conclusion is the correct one (god) and that anything else that leads to a different answer MUST be wrong.
Want to know something? Everything we know could be wrong. Life, and universe and everything. We could find new information tomorrow that overturns it all. We'll never find out if we stop investigating.
You want us to stop. You claim to have the answers. Science doesn't necessarily claim to know the answers. That we state is 'Based on what we have learned to this point, these are the conclusions we make'. This is why textbooks are constantly needing updating. This is why scientists do what they do. To find out what they don't know.
You are the person in the cave, telling others that the lightning and thunder happen because god is angry. The rest of us? We looking outside, and wondering 'What causes that to happen'.
We stare at the horizon and ask 'What's over the hill? Lets go find out'.
You are there, yelling the answer is god. Always god.
That is a shame. Because you don't want to learn, or understand. You want your self imposed ignorance.