Well, as I see it, if we did live in a Cartesian Dualistic universe the observer would be fine, certainly in principle and to a degree. Someone is observing, or there is a point of observation, a point of witnessing somewhere in a field of rens cogitans or whatever back behind the pineal gland. I mean we have combination issues, mind-body stuff, but still it seems viable.
But in a monist system, you can't do it. All you can do, as this thread is demonstrating, is re-describe neural processing to call it observation! That's the best that can be done - adhere to a memetically-created narrative that justifies the notion of observation. And then just keep on repeating this narrative in the hope that you succeed in convincing yourself!
You're missing the basic nature of how "observing" works under
any paradigm, though, through all of this. "Observing," to actually qualify as "observing" in the first place, requires a couple parts. First, there needs to be some way of gathering data, and then there needs to be the processing/interpreting of the gathered data in some manner. No need to get bogged down by insisting on specific forms of gathering input or specific methods of processing. Your line of argument here, is basically that because there is also processing and output, rather than directly 'seeing' (or using the input to get output without any processing of any kind, apparently, feel free to correct me if that's not what you intended with your insistence in that direction, because it is indeed ridiculous to be insisting that even could actually count as observation) it's not actually observation, in direct contradiction to the inherently required parts. For that matter, under dualism, by what you're actually arguing, the only actual difference is that there's an addition layer of processing involves. More technically, instead of the monist version of gather input, process input, output, you're saying that a dualistic gather input, process input, output, gather input from the output, and then processing it again before getting to the output would be what's actually going on in that scenario. Bearing in mind that "seeing," by it's nature, can
only be just a more specific form of observation that follows the same most basic requirements required for "observing," your attempt to say that neural processing isn't observation but the processing, whatever its form, that the dualistic observer employs on information that has already been separately processed to some extent on the way there is observation, begs the question of why the processing employed by the dualistic "observer" would be any less subject to the fact that it unavoidably is still processing, and not even direct processing of the data, at that, and thus not actually observation by the logic you're invoking.
ETA: For the record, any "but there's no someone to observe" attempts to dodge the actual issue being raised here will be summarily ignored, both because of lack of relevance and because of your complete inability so far to validly back such up in any relevant way. The discussion about what actually constitutes a person can indeed be an interesting one, but it is, to be completely frank, of no bearing on the issues and logic that you've actually raised.
I prefer to ask the question - how does a monist system give itself this pseudo-dualistic perspective? And this to me is fairly clear...
1) it constantly constructs visual representations so that they appear to have a locus within the head.
2) it adheres to narratives that constantly construct subject-object relationships - an "I" observing or experiencing an outer world.
These two things are, I submit, enough to convince the vast majority of brains that an observer exists within it.
This is still irrelevant to the actual issues that you're invoking with your logic that were being pointed at, unless, of course, you actually want to be trying to be doing the Gish Gallop method of throwing out so much trash that it's rather difficult to address it all and claiming victory when it's not all addressed. That would just make it irrelevant AND have more issues, though.