Gawdzilla Sama
TImeToSweepTheLeg
The thing is that if you tell a 17-year-old kid -- especially one from his background -- that he can go to college "free," it's not wildly implausible that he would hear "full scholarship," and since he never followed up, nobody ever said "Well, young man, that's not what we call it here." This just seems absolutely trivial in comparison with all his other baggage.
But simply reading up on the school would clear that up.
I wonder if Hell Week put him off?