Lord Language Resurrection.

[Craig B]

The working title is 'Catharsis Nightmare'. The story is a narrative told from one of the few humans left alive, The standing population was reduced to just 100k due to a combination of multiple wars, food poisoning, robot malfunctions and starvation.

Among the causes of fatality are unjustified death sentences imposed by malfunctioning robotic judges.

 

[Craig4]

Robo-jugde is red!
Robo-judge is blue!
Vodka vodka vodka
Holy Secular Temple
Re-educates you!

How are your plans coming along?

From what I gather, all he's learned is that Muslims are just as good as Christians and Jews at smiling nervously and backing away slowly.

 

[John Nowak]

I am this close to really sitting down and penning a novel about a super dystopian future using only elements from this thread.

Put it on Kindle, and I'd buy it.

 

[Nay_Sayer]

Put it on Kindle, and I'd buy it.

If you buy the paperback it comes with a pdf to make your own magic hat.

 

[ComfySlippers]

If you buy the paperback it comes with a pdf to make your own magic hat.

Not fair. I don't mind doing a nasal coffee squirt but this green tea is expensive.
Please save funnies for when I'm on the cheap coffee.

 

[deaman]

Nationalcosmopolitan, you are truly "full" of delusions of grandeur.

 

[John Nowak]

If you buy the paperback it comes with a pdf to make your own magic hat.

The Kindle version comes with a digital hat.

 

[ComfySlippers]

The Kindle version comes with a digital hat.

Oh dear. Are they digitally folded by robot judges?
Never mind, we shall get answers in 6 days time on the next flyby.

 

[fagin]

More likely in a couple of days. He seems to post on a Monday - his giant dump day.

 

[Stuart]

In short then, he doesn't understand much (or may be anything) about the EU.

We should get a list going:-
EU
Diet
Chemistry
Physics
Research . . ..

My thread is my thread and your list is your list without any link with my thread.

Two things:-
1) In the context of link meaning association, my post is linked to yours as I was pointing out the errors in your posts.
2) For link meaning hyperlink (or reference as it could be taken here) I have supplied them to support my position - and you?

(Now waiting a scree of gibberish)

eta Strictly speaking, this forum is in the public domain, it is not, therefore your thread

 

[aleCcowaN]

<too late>

 

[fagin]

More likely in a couple of days. He seems to post on a Monday - his giant dump day.

Pity the million is no longer up for grabs - right on cue in his other ramble.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

Three points:

You may want to try and answer points a bit sooner - it is a bit confusing trying to remember the context three pages and a week later.

Jokes are funny. Or supposed to be. Don't give up your day job. Whatever that may be.

Last time I tried checking someone's circumcision he had me arrested. On release I tried checking his mother's nation. I assumed that was a euphemism. I'm writing this from my cell. Learn from my mistakes children.

I invite you to to visit the Holy Resurrected Israel.
I will give you a glass of vodka every day for 6 months.
You can eat all what you want in this period of time of course.
If you will not become an alcoholic for those 6 months I will identify you as real Jew.
Unfortunately I can't drink vodka with you for those 6 months because I eat only in the 7th week Day and my organism produces my own alkaloids instead of vodka 6 days in a week.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

No, it doesn't.

It is clear me that you are well educated person of Anglo-Saxon culture and civilisation.
When Great Britain got it's name - "Great Britain"?
Unfortunately I don't know the history of great Anglo-Saxon civilization as good as you.

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

It means we are simply marvelous, dear.

It is not the satisfacted answer.
The synonym of "Great Britain" is "Great Union".
The root of the word "Britain" is the word from Torah "Brit" - Union.

 

[ComfySlippers]

I invite you to to visit the Holy Resurrected Israel.

I will give you a glass of vodka every day for 6 months.

You can eat all what you want in this period of time of course.

If you will not become an alcoholic for those 6 months I will identify you as real Jew.

Unfortunately I can't drink vodka with you for those 6 months because I eat only in the 7th week Day and my organism produces my own alkaloids instead of vodka 6 days in a week.

This obsession with vodka and your bottom distillery is getting weirder, if that's even possible.

Your ******** does NOT keep you drunk!

 

[abaddon]

It is clear me that you are well educated person of Anglo-Saxon culture and civilisation.
When Great Britain got it's name - "Great Britain"?
Unfortunately I don't know the history of great Anglo-Saxon civilization as good as you.

I'm not of Anglo-Saxon descent.

 

[abaddon]

It is not the satisfacted answer.
The synonym of "Great Britain" is "Great Union".
The root of the word "Britain" is the word from Torah "Brit" - Union.

Wrong again.

How do you expect to convince anyone of the value of your crackpot idea when even basic facts elude you?

 

[Nationalcosmopolitan]

It shows, but I don't think 'brilliant' and 'creative' mean what you think they mean.

Let us presume that we are young fellows and friends
And we tell each other about our girl friends and about our love relationships with them.
And you tell me that you don't believe in my words about my love to my girl friend.
I am not sure that after those words I will carry my friendship with you.

 

[ComfySlippers]

Let us presume that we are young fellows and friends

And we tell each other about our girl friends and about our love relationships with them.

And you tell me that you don't believe in my words about my love to my girl friend.

I am not sure that after those words I will carry my friendship with you.

Don't add "having a girlfriend" to your list of fantasies.
Concentrate on the real world.
It has proven time after time that your ideas about how the world works are completely wrong.

So, assuming your conversation with fagin ever passed the Salmonella-iPhone / Inventing the water filter phase, I suggest he'd laugh at you. After which I'd buy him a pint and discuss things that are real. Like Bacon.

Speaking of bacon, what if a non-Jew passes your silly vodka test?