More sighting calls to police today. CNN is saying dozens of sighting reports now.

A Bigfooter might say that when you have that many people seeing the same thing then you have a lion. Only one cub? What happened to the others? Well we know that hyenas will kill lion cubs.
 
A Bigfooter might say that when you have that many people seeing the same thing then you have a lion.
DWA would say that this is correct. He knows how to "suss" reports.
Only one cub? What happened to the others? Well we know that hyenas will kill lion cubs.
Multiple reports = multiple cubs.

Someone needs to start the 501 paperwork for the MALCCS: Milwaukee Area Lion Cub Conservation Society.
 
Latest step in lion search: live traps with 'people food'

And so it has come to this: a mix of turkey, chicken, summer sausage and McNuggets — bait for the first live traps put out Tuesday evening for the lion-like animal that has evaded capture for more than a week.

While the possibility of a roving wild mountain lion hasn't been ruled out, it's more likely that the creature — the subject of 14 claimed sightings by the public over the weekend alone — is an escaped or released exotic urban pet, said Karen Sparapani, executive director of the Milwaukee Area Domestic Animal Control Commission.

"A wild animal would've left Dodge a long time ago," she said. "There's really nothing here: no quiet, there's no mates, and there's not really the free range and the privacy they like. If it was a wild animal, the thinking is it would not have enjoyed its stay and moved on. This one doesn't know where to go."...
And these are going to be really huge traps because they are after a lion, right?

For an initial three days, the traps will be monitored so that any pets or other animals that might stumble in can be freed, she said. Then authorities will reconsider next steps.
They are going to catch a yellow housecat (the Teacup Lion) and immediately let it go and move on to "next steps".

This is a trainwreck of incompetence and credulity by wildlife officials and law enforcement.
 
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I don't understand why someone in charge doesn't just go stand by those daylillies, see how large the animal in question must neccessarily be, and how insignificant a threat it would be even if it were a lion cub. Which it isn't. Milwaukee residents are in far more danger from urban coyotes, raccoons, and stray dogs.

This rivals much bigfootery in inanity.
 
I think the Craft Beer industry is more of a threat to Milwaukee residents, than any of those animals.

I've just happened to have researched this and found that like communism, the threat is coming from within, with the number of brew pubs popping up all over the city. As my daughter attends MSOE, I will be conducting my research for at least another two years, more if she does her graduate work here.

My older daughter no longer attends Colorado School of Mines and my research of such things in Golden has come to a bittersweet end.
 
I don't understand why someone in charge doesn't just go stand by those daylillies, see how large the animal in question must neccessarily be, and how insignificant a threat it would be even if it were a lion cub. Which it isn't. Milwaukee residents are in far more danger from urban coyotes, raccoons, and stray dogs.

This rivals much bigfootery in inanity.
It may be related to political correctness in this case. Any official who announces that the culprit is a housecat is simultaneously announcing the ignorance of the masses (tax-paying citizen voters). That bird doesn't fly very well.
 
It may be related to political correctness in this case. Any official who announces that the culprit is a housecat is simultaneously announcing the ignorance of the masses (tax-paying citizen voters). That bird doesn't fly very well.

This directly contradicts the bigfootery shibboleth that the gummint wouldn't acknowledge a big scary like footie, in order to prevent mass hysteria, when in fact they are creating just that around a creature that is just as nonexistent.
 
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It just gets better. Here is one of their traps.

"Of course they didn't catch it. Its head won't even fit into that trap."
 

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This thread reminds me of the story of the large house cat they're mistaking for a real lion in the Milwaukee area. Anyone know about that? I read somewhere they're using traps to catch it that its head won't even fit in. And they're using "people food" instead of it's more natural food like antelope tuna. Hope they catch it before the cat box it's using gets full. Then it'll be your job to clean it up.
 
I'm extremely interested in how this story ends in anything other than conclusive evidence of some sort.

Even more interested in the excuses made for lack thereof, and the analysis of those excuses made by the senior membership here.

FWIW I used to live a few blocks from that intersection of the OP sighting (near NE side west of the river). So I am fully invested in the outcome. And ther WILL be an outcome, of that I can be sure my old neighbors will provide. Fingers crossed for no indiscriminate shotgun blasts.

Hope the taxpayers hold the hunters responsible if they got those McNuggets during normal business hours from the dollar menu, or waited till late-night prices when the equivalent of Officer Leroy Jenkins was sent to get them at triple-markup.
 
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It just gets better. Here is one of their traps.

"Of course they didn't catch it. Its head won't even fit into that trap."

The Wisconsin DNR or Milwauke Game Control, is acting like Bigfooters, with their fancy, unneccessary traps, their experts agreeing something is out there, and believing questionable witnesses.

They should dig a GIANT PIT in the street, with a giant log trap door, with a wounded Oryx for bait.
 
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Traps being set out to try to capture Milwaukee lion

Employees of the Milwaukee Area Domestic Animal Control Commission believe it's not your average house cat they're after. Executive director Karen Sparapani said that's why they're trying something new.

“We're approaching it more that this is an escaped pet, albeit an exotic incredibly large one,” she said. They believe someone might have owned the big cat, and it got out of the house or was released.

“These animals typically eat red meat, but we're thinking the owners, because of the cost, would be feeding more chicken, white meat, turkey,” Sparapani said.

The traps are being set up being set up near 30th Street and Cameron Avenue, the last place the lion was spotted. The brush can stand 9 to 10 feet high, an easy place to hide for the lion.

“Those initial residents called, and several have called since then,” Milwaukee Alderwoman Milele Coggs said. The video that sparked the search was taken near Palmer Street and Garfield Avenue, in Coggs’ district. She's happy to see action being taken.

“I don't know about baiting it, but a more vigorous attempt to catch it is important for the safety of the community,” Coggs said. Milwaukee police are also looking into the possibility that it could be an exotic pet that escaped. They're asking a possible owner to come forward.

The traps are being removed at night so other animals aren't caught by mistake. “You can't leave these traps out overnight because you will, inevitably catch coyotes, skunk, whatever,” Sparapani said.

She said trapping is a more organized approach, and the cages will be monitored so there’s less chance of the animal breaking a perimeter. “That's what we worry about -- the animal running into a populated area, or where there's people. Then lethal action will be taken, and no one wants that,” Sparapani said.

While many are joking about the lion and posting funny pictures online, Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett said everyone in the city should remain on high alert. "My major concern is that no one gets hurt by the lion,” Barrett said.
It is an average housecat that they are after, and it's already right there in a populated area where there are people. It can get even more stupid than this and it will.
 
That LION is 12" tall at the shoulders, it's ABOVE AVERAGE.

They should evacuate the area if they really think it is a danger to the residents.
 
If I was a news crew, i'd be trying to recreate the footage using a stuffed animal or something. Go put a stuffed lion behind that fence and see how big it looks.
 

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