Antony
Graduate Poster
Try it. Send it in as a possible script idea for 'Murder She Wrote'. It's silly enough.
More to the point, send in the prosecution's scenario as a script idea.
It's not even possible to work out a narrative of the crime. Then in "solving" it, when the investigators find themselves in need of evidence to support their pre-conceived hunches, they go and pick up the first item they think of and - hey presto! It's the "evidence" they need! Not once, but twice.
Go on, put that in your fictional crime novel and try to get a publisher.
is that you now concede that it may have been the glove which contaminated the bra-clasp.