The Disney Channel is the Illuminati Channel

[Travis]

Since Obama just refuses to throw everyone in death camps Barbwire has found a new thing to get all worked up over.

Kill the Disney Channel.

Blow up the Illuminati Propaganda being fed to the young and impressionable. Mind seducing cartoons like Gravity Falls, which provides a light-hearted portrayal of “summoning” and is loaded with a plethora of Illuminati-style symbolism: owls, floating eye balls, pyramids, masonic stained glass and Fez hats, is seemingly all the rage these days.

Fez hats people! FEZ HATS!!!!11!!

http://barbwire.com/2015/07/22/1100-disney-is-spinning-in-his-grave/

 

[Trebuchet]

"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."

 

[Border Reiver]

The 11th Doctor was a member of the Illuminati?

 

[Trebuchet]

The 11th Doctor was a member of the Illuminati?

Ever seen a Time Lord regenerate? You can't get much more illuminated than that. Besides, he's still officially an employee of UNIT. Originally the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce.

 

[paulhutch]

The ads I've been seeing for Gravity Falls have been intriguing, seems to be very dark humor for a kids cartoon. Also Kristen Schaal does the voice work for one of the main characters and I always enjoy her work. Now that I know it's freaking out the religious loonies I'll definitely have to watch some episodes.

 

[dudalb]

"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool."

I always knew the Shriners were Tools of Satan.......


Once again, I have to laugh my head off at people seeing the Masons as some kind of sinister evil society. The local Mason lodge is about as dangerous as the local Bowling league....

 

[Border Reiver]

Ever seen a Time Lord regenerate? You can't get much more illuminated than that. Besides, he's still officially an employee of UNIT. Originally the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce.

In the latest season, the Doctor essentially gets press ganged by UNIT to be the leader of the world - maybe their on to something.

I always knew the Shriners were Tools of Satan.......


Once again, I have to laugh my head off at people seeing the Masons as some kind of sinister evil society. The local Mason lodge is about as dangerous as the local Bowling league....

Probably with a fair amount of crossover between the two groups

 

[dudalb]

In the latest season, the Doctor essentially gets press ganged by UNIT to be the leader of the world - maybe their on to something.



Probably with a fair amount of crossover between the two groups

I can testify that is true.....also big crossover with the Little League.
Here in Sacramento, One of the local lodges sponsors a Little League team. Just show how indisious they are..,,,

 

[Tomtomkent]

Okay. So will it blow their minds completely when they work out most the images in Gravity falls are intentional. For humorous effect... What are those things called. Jokes? Yeah. I mean I know you don't expect them in a cartoon....but sometimes they happen.

 

[Darwin123]

The 11th Doctor was a member of the Illuminati?

Founding member!
Isn't it obvious?

 

[Ratatoskr]

But I love Gravity Falls, the humor is surprisingly adult, but not crass.

Oh no, that means the Illuminati has gotten to me!

 

[TS-]

See also:

http://i.imgur.com/cLwPvLo.jpg

 

[Mike!]

 

[catsmate]

The 11th Doctor was a member of the Illuminati?

Not just the eleventh...

 

[timhau]

I just got rid of my pay cable package because I can get all I want cheaper from HBO over the net. And now you tell me that for just €29.95 a month, I could've had the Illuminati Channel?

 

[Border Reiver]

Not just the eleventh...

Of course, One, Two and Three were obviously in on it - the rest were/are hiding their affliation by not wearing bowties.

 

[Trebuchet]

Not just the eleventh...

They're all the same Doctor, of course. He just spent more than half his life so far looking like Matt Smith. Who is actually number 13, counting the War Doctor and Tennant's regeneration while still looking the same.

What the heck were we talking about?

 

[Border Reiver]

Obviously it wasn't as important as Dr Who...

 

[Trebuchet]

Obviously it wasn't as important as Dr Who...

Outside of hurling pumpkins, NOTHING is as important as Doctor Who!