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Here Craig.... tell me which parts of this account of my visit to England are true... is there a "core truth" in there somewhere?
When I was in London last year I took a rocket powered Taxi Cab and he took me from London to Oxford in 5 minutes and while I was in Oxford I climbed to the top of the Bodleian and flew all the way to Pembroke College and landed in their Quad and then I had dinner in their dining hall with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes and afterwards I used the fire place there to go to Windsor where I met Queen Elizabeth for breakfast.
Here are my snapshots... unfortunately I have no picture of the Queen, I ran out of FILM!
Also mysteriously the pictures I took of Doyle and Holmes seem to never appear except on my computer... weird huh?
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Let me show you the PROCESS of CHERRY PICKING and illogic that you are utilizing but applied to my TALL TALE.
- London is a real city.
- Taxi Cabs are real things in London.
- The Bodleian is a real tall building in Oxford.
- Pembroke College is real.
- The Dining Hall in Pembroke is real.
- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is real.
- Windsor Castle is real.
- The Queen does very often reside in Windsor for a fact.
So it seems there are OODLES of REAL FACTS in the above story.
OK... we cannot really accept a rocket powered cab nor that someone can travel by fire place flumes also it is very unlikely that a normal person can in fact be granted a breakfast in Windsor with the Queen.
So let's see what the
"core truth" of the story must have been.
When I was in London last year I took a rocket powered Taxi Cab and he took me from a train from Paddington train station London to Oxford in 5 130 minutes and while I was in Oxford I climbed to the top of the Bodleian and flew in a helicopter all the way to Pembroke College and landed on their Quad and then I had dinner in their dining hall with actors who acted the parts of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Sherlock Holmes in well known TV shows and afterwards I used the fire place there to go to Windsor where I met Queen Elizabeth for breakfast.
There you are... it can be
SUPPOSED that that is
more likely to be the
truthful real story.
Now any NORMAL person might miss all the ILLOGIC of the SUPPOSITIONS and CHERRY PICKING and AMENDMENTS that were made to the tall tale to make the fable fit reality according to the wishful thinking of the
NEW FABRICATORS of the
NEW TALL TALE.
However, intelligent logical reasonable people who are not DESPERATE to construe some ACCEPTABLE factual story out of what is OBVIOUSLY A LOAD OF CLAPTRAP might just say
The story is obviously a pile of hogwash.
It is doubtful that you were even in England at all last year.
It is a waste of time to even listen to your laughably fabricated tomfoolery.
Could the
"core truth" be that I went to England last year ?