sunmaster14
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Here's how the Benghazi investigations have run so far:
Investigation 1: We'd like all documents pertaining to events A, B, C, D, E, F, and G please.
Administration: Here's all we have. It's a whole lot of paper because they're mostly emails with long headers and long threads which are duplicated in each email. Also, we printed it out double spaced and in 24 point font.
Investigation 1: Hmmm. Doesn't seem like very much. Are you sure?
Administration: Yup.
Investigation 1: Ok. Well, here's our report. Consider it incomplete because there was a lot of missing information.
Fox News (some months later): We found that the administration didn't release documents relating to event A.
Investigation 2: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first one was incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to A. Are there any documents pertaining to B, C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Nope.
Investigation 2: Ok, Well, here's our report. Consider it incomplete because there was a lot of missing information.
Fox News (some months later): We found that the administration didn't release documents relating to event B.
Investigation 3: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first two were incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to B. Are there any documents pertaining to C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Nope.
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Investigation 8: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first seven were incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to G. Are there any more documents pertaining to A, B C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Let us have our supporters answer that.
Democratic Partisans: Waaah! Seven investigations aren't enough? It's a witch hunt I tell you.
Investigation 1: We'd like all documents pertaining to events A, B, C, D, E, F, and G please.
Administration: Here's all we have. It's a whole lot of paper because they're mostly emails with long headers and long threads which are duplicated in each email. Also, we printed it out double spaced and in 24 point font.
Investigation 1: Hmmm. Doesn't seem like very much. Are you sure?
Administration: Yup.
Investigation 1: Ok. Well, here's our report. Consider it incomplete because there was a lot of missing information.
Fox News (some months later): We found that the administration didn't release documents relating to event A.
Investigation 2: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first one was incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to A. Are there any documents pertaining to B, C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Nope.
Investigation 2: Ok, Well, here's our report. Consider it incomplete because there was a lot of missing information.
Fox News (some months later): We found that the administration didn't release documents relating to event B.
Investigation 3: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first two were incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to B. Are there any documents pertaining to C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Nope.
...
Investigation 8: Ok, this investigation is necessary because the first seven were incomplete. We have determined that there are new documents that have just come to light pertaining to G. Are there any more documents pertaining to A, B C, D, E, F, or G?
Administration: Let us have our supporters answer that.
Democratic Partisans: Waaah! Seven investigations aren't enough? It's a witch hunt I tell you.