Why wouldn't bigfoot hunt humans?

[William Parcher]

A bear and a Bigfoot and a raccoon may turn out to be really different creatures after all.

But concerning all the missing people, if we could get DNA related to their disappearance we might learn that some species of carnivores are not really extinct.

 

[Resume]

The public deserves to know about what they could come across while out in the wilderness.

Why do you think you, and maybe SweetSusiq are the only people worried about this? Why is that?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

Like in a conversation?

I was thinking of something along the lines of studying the body and doing DNA analysis. Both should provide some pretty fascinating information.

 

[Resume]

I was thinking of something along the lines of studying the body and doing DNA analysis. Both should provide some pretty fascinating information.

So no interrogating footie? Maybe in Samurai Chatter?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

I don't know. Has Scott Nelson's analysis of the Sierra sounds been analyzed here?

 

[Resume]

I don't know. Has Scott Nelson's analysis of the Sierra sounds been analyzed here?

Do you think it should?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

Do you think it should?

No. Unless of course anyone here can make sense of what he claims. I personally think it's just interesting, but that's about it.

 

[William Parcher]

From what I can gather so far, Bigfoot may hunt humans or it may not, depending on what it does.

 

[Resume]

No. Unless of course anyone here can make sense of what he claims. I personally think it's just interesting, but that's about it.

Did you find the Great Gazoo on The Flintstones interesting?

 

[captain koolaid]

Anonymous reports don't seem to have much joke value...

Why not? You read them, don't you?

...which raises questions about the tens of thousands of reports that have been sumitted. I know I've already said this, but I think most of the published reports on the BFRO are from people who actually experienced something that they can't easily explain...

Boom. Gotcha. Now, what were you saying about "joke value"? It's not always about attention whoring and one doesn't need to actually see you cop a pie to the face to reap the yuks.

...Why are there so many detailed reports of Bigfoot and why are they not spread out evenly like they should be throughout the continent and time of year?...

Already raised this earlier, but oh well. Think people, rather than Bigfoot, OS.

 

[The Shrike]

Ontario, we've been asking you a series of simple and straightforward questions. That buzzing feeling in your head is called cognitive dissonance. The easiest way to relieve that discomfort is to consider the fact that bigfoot might not be real after all.

 

[William Parcher]

In other words, if Bigfoot is real and it hunts humans, its attacks are on lone hikers.

Have you seen a Bigfoot?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

Have you seen a Bigfoot?

No.

 

[Resume]

No.

So Patty's not a footie?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

I believe she is. If you count her, then I guess you could say everyone has seen one.

 

[Resume]

I believe she is. If you count her, then I guess you could say everyone has seen one.

No, the people who've seen Patty (not everyone) have seen what you believe is a footie. I'm more interested in the little slip you made in your reply to Parcher's question about having seen a bigfoot.

Know what I mean?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

No I don't know what you mean. He asked me if I've seen a Bigfoot and I said no. I really haven't seen one.

 

[Resume]

No I don't know what you mean. He asked me if I've seen a Bigfoot and I said no. I really haven't seen one.

I know you haven't.

 

[William Parcher]

No.

I believe you!

 

[OntarioSquatch]

You guys are hilarious