Marplots, I really do not understand your argument.
Well, yes? Extremely clearly and practically definitionally?
That's the essence of my objection. Defining something to be in a category with other things isn't an argument to justify the placement in that category. It's simply repeating the claim.
If the question is whether God exists or not, then saying God is like {these things we agree don't exist} is merely an assertion of God's nonexistence. So my counter-example was simply another bad argument by assertion, e.g. God exists because He exists like {these other things we agree exist}. That was my objection.
Even if I agree that God doesn't exist, it would still be disingenuous to accept a bad argument just because I like the outcome.