I am not a Bible Believer at all, and you know it. This, as I have pointed out in this thread recently, is the absurd line taken by the mythicists. They accuse rationalist HJ proponents of preaching Christianity. In your case I've said that you can't be made to stop such nonsense, and that you have no other argument than this absurdity.
I don't choose to believe in ghosts and angels whether they are in the NT or not. But these NT people I do choose to believe in:
Pontius Pilate - governor of Judea
Sergius Paulus - governor of Cyprus
Erastus - city treasurer of Corinth
Gallio - governor of Corinth
Aretas - king of the Nabataeans
A Pontius Pilate who is shoehorned into the reign of Claudius Caesar so Irenaeus can get his 46+ year old Jesus which is implied by gJohn and "even as the Gospel and all the elders testify"
An Aretas who Paul claims was in control of Damascus which logic and history doesn't support. As I said before Paul's story of Aretas having enough control Damascus to have a garrison (300-1000 men) go after him leaves us with six possibilities:
1) Aretas controlled Damascus after the war with Antipas ie 37-40: extremely unlikely based on social-political factors. Caligula wouldn't have given a willful barbarian lands controlled by one of his friends and supporters.
2) Aretas controlled Damascus during the the war with Antipas ic 36: again extremely unlikely as Vitellius controlled those lands and would not have left a garrison of men where it could outflank his armies or ravage his lands.
3) Aretas controlled Damascus before the war with Antipas but after Philip died ie 33/34 -36: again extremely unlikely as Vitellius had been given the lands of Philip.
4) Aretas controlled Damascus before the war with Antipas when Philip was alive ie
between 28-33 CE: Philip did have his wife "stolen" from him by Antipas who daughter had been "abandoned" by Antipas so an alliance between Phillip and Aretas is possible. Also some sources claim that Damascus had been given to Herod the Great meaning it would have been part of the portion of the kingdom Phillip gained (other sources say it wasn't but we go with those that say it was for the sake of the argument). A flanking maneuver to surround Antipas lands would militarily make sense.
If Paul's story is true this seems to be the most likely time it could have occurred...
except it creates a greater likelihood of conflict with when Jesus ministry was; a 34-36 Jesus ministry would created a real mess regarding Paul's vision.
5) Paul is misremembering/exaggerating events
and Aretas never controlled Damascus
6) The 2 Cor. 11:32-33 passage is "a marginal "gloss" copied into the text, or even a later insertion ie it was NEVER written by Paul.
As for the rest there is this little thing called historical fiction.
As I pointed out some time ago it would be as if one took an account of English First officer Edward James Truman dealing with would be saboteurs under a full moon aboard the Titanic before it hits the iceberg on April 14, 1912 at face value. Yes there was a Titanic that hit an iceberg on April 14, 1912 but everything else in that is fiction.
The computer game
Titanic: Adventure Out of Time uses a better framework. The night is moonless and the first officer is a Scott named William McMaster Murdoch as history records but you still have a lot of fiction there as well: a painting by Adolf Hitler being used to smuggle battle plans, a jewel-encrusted copy of The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám that will be used to pay the Black Hand (the real one is at the bottom of the sea), and a spy's note book containing the names of key members of the Communists. You even play as Frank Carlson who is among the list of passengers who in reality had his car break down and never boarded the Titanic.
Redjack: Revenge of the Brethren has you met Blackbeard and
Assassins Creed plays 'spot
that famous person' and teaks hsitory so that everything fits.
And the Jesus story has much the same problem.