The Shrike
Philosopher
Isn't that the Ostman/Harry story, Drew? Big daddy bigfoot eats the snuff and then goes nuts which allows our hero the opportunity to escape?
Bigfoot eating people is a popular theme with some enthusiasts. There is even a pinned thread at the BFF discussing how bigfoot beheads people.
I suspect this ups the campfire story chill factor of the BLAARG.
Mock if you must, but they're hip to what's really going on... Predatorfoot. He's in the woods with a few days to kill.
Folks go missing in the Pacific Northwest all the time.
Maybe they are eating people.![]()
Isn't that the Ostman/Harry story, Drew? Big daddy bigfoot eats the snuff and then goes nuts which allows our hero the opportunity to escape?
Why wouldn't they? Well, for the sake of the thread (only) let's assume they exist. They might not kill humans because past experience has taught them that attacking humans means they wind up dead. Or they might not attack humans because they too are god's creatures and recognise another created in the image of god and possessing an eternal soul (I feel sick writing that crap). Or they might not attack humans because our flesh isn't tasty. Or they might not attack humans because they are human too. Or they might not attack humans because they are kind, gentle vegetarians who would rather help a lost or injured human than kill them.
Bigfoot reportedly hunts large mammals, up to the size of bears.
What is keeping bigfoot from picking off humans such as solitary hikers? Or stealing the occasional child who gets away from a family of campers?
It would be such an easy meal for a creature that is much larger, stronger, faster than humans, and apparently nearly undetectable by humans.
Also apparently nearly unkillable, even with our smoke poles.
They are clearly not afraid to sneak up close to humans, even groups of humans.
So what has kept bigfoot from eating this other weak mammal?
If Bigfoot hunted humans, then for sure Bigfoot would have been cataloged by now. Humans do not like to live near dangerous animals.
To pretend to be serious, most predators that otherwise could don't seem to go after humans a lot. Even cases of lions going after humans seem mostly to happen with a lion who has been separated from the social group and has some sort of disease. Maybe we don't look appetizing. Even sharks would really rather eat fish than chow down on a coed.
Except for komodo dragons. And pigs. If you fall over near a pig, the pig will eat you, but you have to fall over first.
Why wouldn't bigfoot hunt humans?
Because it doesn't exist !
We're not kosher.
I ate a gal from Seattle once.