Kittens > Bible Stories

[ddt]

The Bible would be a much better book if it mentioned kittens at least once.

Zondervan's Curious Kittens Bible has "12 color pages of adorable kitten photos".

And the LOLCat Bible has plenty of references to cats.

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

 

[Trebuchet]

The Bible would be a much better book if it mentioned kittens at least once.

Since they neither split the hoof nor chew the cud, they aren't kosher. Not at all. Don't eat them.

 

[rjh01]

Puzzled. They claim to have raised $17.6 million out of $29.5 million needed. Though not sure how long it took to reach that total. Their Facebook page was launched in 2010.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Puzzled. They claim to have raised $17.6 million out of $29.5 million needed. Though not sure how long it took to reach that total. Their Facebook page was launched in 2010.

The project was launched in Dec 2010.

We've been following it since then at the Australasian Skeptics Forum.

http://australasianskeptics.info/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=227

That works out to approx 12K a day.

 

[fuelair]

The Bible would be a much better book if it mentioned kittens at least once.

Or had kittens dressed as the characters in the illustrations.............

 

[fuelair]

Zondervan's Curious Kittens Bible has "12 color pages of adorable kitten photos".

And the LOLCat Bible has plenty of references to cats.

Just ordered two new of the Zondervan's at 1.99 each from two bible stores in the bible belt who have (I suspect) been stuck with them, Last new one's under $20 at Amazon. Only review is a good one!!!!! I am the comment to it

 

[Evolved Wookie]

The Bible would be a much better book if it mentioned kittens at least once.

There's that bit with the kittens in the temple, stomping muddy paw prints all over the books of the money lenders.

 

[fuelair]

There's that bit with the kittens in the temple, stomping muddy paw prints all over the books of the money lenders.

That was Happy Cat!!!

 

[tsig]

That was Happy Cat!!!

A minion of Ceiling Cat?

 

[Trebuchet]

The Exploding Kittens kickstarter has now reached "$4,123,084 pledged of $10,000 goal".

That may be a bit of a problem for them, but it's the good kind.

 

[rjh01]

Hardly a fair comparison Exploding kittens is a record breaker.
Ref: http://mashable.com/2015/01/28/expl...dium=feed&utm_source=feedly&utm_reader=feedly

 

[Frozenwolf150]

I'm all for replacing religious fundamentalism with kittens. If more people adopted cats instead of organized religion, we would have fewer overcrowded shelters, and a lot fewer problems in the world. The studies that say religious people are happier? I say people who adopt cats are happier, so there.

 

[Scootch]

Can we get a Kickstarter to blow up Ken Ham?

That's not kosher! (I am going to keep using that line until someone acknowledges it is funny)

 

[PS13]

I'm all for replacing religious fundamentalism with kittens. If more people adopted cats instead of organized religion, we would have fewer overcrowded shelters, and a lot fewer problems in the world. The studies that say religious people are happier? I say people who adopt cats are happier, so there.

Agree..

 

[Rincewind]

I'm all for replacing religious fundamentalism with kittens. If more people adopted cats instead of organized religion, we would have fewer overcrowded shelters, and a lot fewer problems in the world. The studies that say religious people are happier? I say people who adopt cats are happier, so there.

But isn't that just what the kittens want you to think?

 

[marplots]

Do the kitten numbers mean the guy is an instant millionaire? Does he get to keep the extra money?

 

[Frozenwolf150]

But isn't that just what the kittens want you to think?

Probably. Now if you'll excuse me, I feel an uncontrollable urge to go pet my cat.

 

[Rincewind]

Probably. Now if you'll excuse me, I feel an uncontrollable urge to go pet my cat.

That must be a major challenge for a wolf?

 

[Agatha]

If lions can lie down with lambs, wolves lying down with cats should be a breeze!

 

[Rincewind]

If lions can lie down with lambs, wolves lying down with cats should be a breeze!

Evidence?