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Orphia Nay

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Ken Ham's Creationist Noah's Ark replica, "The Ark Encounter" has only raised $3 million in the past year. They still need $12 million to open in 2016.

Meanwhile, online cartoon, The Oatmeal's "Exploding Kittens" card game Kickstarter just raised $2.7 million in two days.

Kittens > Bible.
 
Clearly Ken Ham needs more explosions and/or kittens in his theme park.
 
Ken would probably say "Kittens? We have lions and lambs. Laying down with each other. In a chaste way". ;)
 
Orphia Nay said:
Ken Ham's Creationist Noah's Ark replica, "The Ark Encounter" has only raised $3 million in the past year. They still need $12 million to open in 2016.

Meanwhile, online cartoon, The Oatmeal's "Exploding Kittens" card game Kickstarter just raised $2.7 million in two days.

Kittens > Bible.
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Cats control human brains. :)
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Orphia Nay said:
Ken Ham's Creationist Noah's Ark replica, "The Ark Encounter" has only raised $3 million in the past year. They still need $12 million to open in 2016.

Meanwhile, online cartoon, The Oatmeal's "Exploding Kittens" card game Kickstarter just raised $2.7 million in two days.

Kittens > Bible.
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$2.7 million < $3 million

Kitten math fail.
 
ddt said:
$2.7m / 2 days = $1.35m / day
$3m / year = $3m / 365 days = $8,219 / day
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$3 m/ 1 day, plus $0 m/ 364 days? Don't you have to wait a full year on the kitten side to get a valid comparison? And by then, they'll be cats, so the whole experiment will have to be redone and none of us will get our PhDs in finance.

Look, there's no insult here. I don't expect kittens to be other than cute bundles of chaotic joy. Contrast that with the Bible, which, while being full of extreme harshness and bummeration, is yet much closer to the practice of accounting.
 
marplots said:
$3 m/ 1 day, plus $0 m/ 364 days? Don't you have to wait a full year on the kitten side to get a valid comparison? And by then, they'll be cats, so the whole experiment will have to be redone and none of us will get our PhDs in finance.

Look, there's no insult here. I don't expect kittens to be other than cute bundles of chaotic joy. Contrast that with the Bible, which, while being full of extreme harshness and bummeration, is yet much closer to the practice of accounting.
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Abel: 1 dead
Flood: 1,000,000 dead
10th Plague: 250,000 dead
Amelikites: 500,000 dead
etc.

I see what you mean with "accounting". :)

(don't pick on the numbers, it's just to get an idea)
 
Orphia Nay said:
Ken Ham's Creationist Noah's Ark replica, "The Ark Encounter" has only raised $3 million in the past year. They still need $12 million to open in 2016.

Meanwhile, online cartoon, The Oatmeal's "Exploding Kittens" card game Kickstarter just raised $2.7 million in two days.

Kittens > Bible.
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I read a sad statistic the other day that the new Indian Ocean Tsunami early warning system built after the Christmas Tsunami cost less than Ken Ham's original Creationist Museum :(
 
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