Merged Bigfoot follies

[Correa Neto]

Most likely Baron Münchhausen.

He certainly would have some bigfoot habituation tales to tell.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

Come on, man. Daniel Boone most certainly did not shoot a bigfoot!!

The "Actually he did" comeback is priceless, though.

The closest Daniel Boone came to bigfoot was reading Gulliver's Travels.

Well it was Boone who claimed to have shot a 10 foot tall hairy creature , a "Yahoo" in the KY backwoods.

http://www.bfrpky.com/BOONE.html

I can't defend his claim as I wasn't there of course, but it was "his" claim, not mine.

It could be a tall tale but I have seen evidence to suggest he may have been telling the truth as well. Chris B.

 

[Resume]

It could be a tall tale but I have seen evidence to suggest he may have been telling the truth as well. Chris B.

Is it as good as the rest of the bigfoot evidence?

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

I love the accusatory "if you spent a little time outdoors" meme you always get from hard core bigfooters.

Chris, I'm not surprised you've had such luck seeing this variety of apex predators roaming the wood lots of rural Kentucky though. Seers of fantastic things often have a knack observing the incredibly rare or outright unbelievable. The one guy I know in real life who claims to have seen a bigfoot also claims to have seen ghosts on multiple occasions, and a UFO.

It's not an accusation, it's a simple statement of what would be required to see something in Nature. You don't need to travel 100 miles into dense Alaskan wilderness to see animals. One is not required to be Bear Grylls to go outdoors. All that's required is a hike into the woods. You guys really need to take the chips off your shoulders.
Chris B.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

Is it as good as the rest of the bigfoot evidence?

Possibly.

 

[Resume]

Possibly.

Another anecdote then.

Campfire stories within a campfire story.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

Another anecdote then.

Campfire stories within a campfire story.

Sorry, my "No Fishing" sign is up when it comes to that stuff.
Chris B.

 

[Resume]

Sorry, my "No Fishing" sign is up when it comes to that stuff.
Chris B.

You need a No Bigfoot sign.

 

[eerok]

All that's required is a hike into the woods.

If that were true we'd have bagged at least hundreds of bigfoot over the thousands of years that humans have wandered the North American woods. As it stands, that number is zero.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

If that were true we'd have bagged at least hundreds of bigfoot over the thousands of years that humans have wandered the North American woods. As it stands, that number is zero.

Your response is out of the context of my statement. I've gotten used to that here though. Chris B.

 

[LTC8K6]

It must be awful to see an elephant often, but not be able to prove it. Heck, not even be able to convince anyone who doesn't believe that you see elephants.

Gotta' be frustrating.

Can't get a picture worth a nickel.
Can't find any elephant tracks.
Can't find any elephant dung.
Can't find any sign of any elephants.

But you see elephants and you know they are in your woods.

 

[Resume]

Your response is out of the context of my statement.

No it isn't. See monkey, bag monkey. It's just that simple. You guys are all story, no monkey.

I've gotten used to that here though. Chris B.

What you've gotten used to is the bigfoot fantasy and are unable to comprehend how unconvincing that fantasy is to nearly everyone. Too deep into the BLAARG perhaps?

 

[River]

It must be awful to see an elephant often, but not be able to prove it. Heck, not even be able to convince anyone who doesn't believe that you see elephants.

Gotta' be frustrating.

Can't get a picture worth a nickel.
Can't find any elephant tracks.
Can't find any elephant dung.
Can't find any sign of any elephants.

But you see elephants and you know they are in your woods.

Dude, the elephant is in the room and no one is talking about it! Wait, there is no elephant, or maybe only I can see the elephant. All you have to do is look. (through "rose colored glasses") The elephant is I! I am the Walrus!!!

I am the apeman(sounds enough like eggman) , coo coo ca choo.

Every time someone makes a bigfoot claim these days I'm thinking "oh really?" with a big grin sort of like the meme overused from chocolate factory. It is impossible to take seriously in the year 2015. To do so definitely places you in one of the three mentioned groups. LOL.

I'll go out on a limb (lols) and make this huge, bold statement. The possibility of bigfoot in Kentucky is 0%. Impossible. I'll play my card just like the bigfooters do, and say prove me wrong y'all. Only, I know you can't, but I still win. LOL


Now y'all go out in the woods more often and have yerself a good sightin ya hear!

 

[eerok]

Your response is out of the context of my statement.

Then perhaps you could be more clear. All one needs to do is go out in the woods to see a bigfoot, but no one can actually bag one? Why is that?

 

[Correa Neto]

No no no no and no.
It will not work for people with good cameras and good at using them.
It will not work for peope with good (and loaded) guns, especially if they know how to use them and are willing to pull the trigger.
Will not work for game trail cams.
Will not work for truck bumpers.

Works only for footers. They'll get detailed.close ups pics of bigfoots but will not show them, will see their heads through thermal cams ( won't be able to recor them)...

Why thermal, BTW? Why not low-light cams? Not blurry enough?

Bigfootery is a joke.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

Then perhaps you could be more clear. All one needs to do is go out in the woods to see a bigfoot, but no one can actually bag one? Why is that?

Bolded mine.

That's the part you're unclear about, I never said that now did I? Please reread my previous statement with some comprehension applied next time.
Chris B.

 

[Resume]

Bolded mine.

That's the part you're unclear about, I never said that now did I? Please reread my previous statement with some comprehension applied next time.
Chris B.

No, you implied it's even easier.

If that's the case I'll agree with you. I've seen more Bigfoot creatures than Mountain Lions and Wolves combined here in KY. Chris B.

Your posts don't exist in a vacuum.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

No it isn't. See monkey, bag monkey. It's just that simple. You guys are all story, no monkey.


What you've gotten used to is the bigfoot fantasy and are unable to comprehend how unconvincing that fantasy is to nearly everyone. Too deep into the BLAARG perhaps?

You think I'm trying to convince you Bigfoot exists? No way. If you'll recall, my only suggestion on multiple occasions here has been for everyone to remain skeptical right up until the moment they see one for themselves.

For me the mystery has been solved, I've already crossed that bridge, you guys will have to catch up.
Chris B.

 

[Resume]

For me the mystery has been solved, I've already crossed that bridge, you guys will have to catch up.
Chris B.

You're a funny guy Chris. Most of the world has caught up, or more accurately, caught on to what proponents are up to.

BLAARG on.

 

[ChrisBFRPKY]

No, you implied it's even easier.


Your posts don't exist in a vacuum.

There is always the odd chance of seeing several types of animals when in the woods. Some may be odd, some not so odd. Cervelo and I stumbled across a very nice buck while out trekking here.
Of course finding deer in KY is easy, but we were also within a good Bigfoot area in which I had an encounter in 2010, IMO we were just as likely to have come across a Bigfoot creature there.

It's not easy doing the work but when it happens it happens by chance. Could be your first time out or your 500th. The odds for a Bigfoot sighting increase with more time spent in the field.
Chris B.

You're a funny guy Chris. Most of the world has caught up, or more accurately, caught on to what proponents are up to.

BLAARG on.

So, because my opinion of Bigfoot differs from your's I'm a BLAARGER?
That doesn't demonstrate a deep seated content with your position now does it?
But, that's ok. If you like, you can call me stinky because I've seen something you haven't. Same principle. Really now. Chris B.