Merged Bigfoot follies

[Drewbot]

It didn't work. We didn't run away. We stood tall in the face of the flying candy attack.

So the Bigfoot, who can approach you without being seen, whose main defense is elusiveness, takes the galactically stupid tactic of chucking something at you.

"Hey, look at these campers who are camped there, they don't know I'm here, why don't I huck this Good n Plenty at them?"

or

"I outweigh these human intruders by 400 pounds, instead of using my huge size advantage to my advantage, and physically threatening them, I will toss this little candy at them."

 

[William Parcher]

Bigfoot has never mastered the art of elusiveness or concealment. They have mastered the art of strictly avoiding scientific confirmation. For that, they never fail.

It's as if they know what scientific confirmation is, and they avoid it above all else.

 

[Drewbot]

But one of them should eat too many fermented berries, and dart in front of Peterbilt shouldnt they? Or is the drive to avoid scientific confirmation to great, that they don't ever fall victim?

 

[William Parcher]

they don't ever fall victim

Correct.

 

[tsig]

So the Bigfoot, who can approach you without being seen, whose main defense is elusiveness, takes the galactically stupid tactic of chucking something at you.

"Hey, look at these campers who are camped there, they don't know I'm here, why don't I huck this Good n Plenty at them?"

or

"I outweigh these human intruders by 400 pounds, instead of using my huge size advantage to my advantage, and physically threatening them, I will toss this little candy at them."

The dedicated footers, knowing that the end of their quest and lifelong fame is just a few feet away continue sitting there, no attempt is made to see the bigfoot or to look for footprints or other sign they're just happy ole biggie has noticed them.

 

[rockinkt]

I hadn't heard that..

I did read in Meldrum's book " Sasquatch - Legend Meets Science " , that a Bigfoot cry vibrated the pants of one of the researchers on the Skookum expedition..

He just used that "vibrating" excuse to explain what caused his erection rather than admitting it was caused by being so near to a Bigfooting Legend like Meldrum.

 

[RedRatSnake]

Hi Guys

I see the ole forum has a new name, I was going though my old bookmarks and said to myself, Hey! why not stop in and see what kind of monkey business might still be going on.

Since I left a while back I really haven't paid much attention to Mr Big & Hairy at all, my guess is all the DNA goings on didn't pan out all that well cause there has been zilch in the news.


Tim

 

[clayflingythingy]

Hi Guys

I see the ole forum has a new name, I was going though my old bookmarks and said to myself, Hey! why not stop in and see what kind of monkey business might still be going on.

Since I left a while back I really haven't paid much attention to Mr Big & Hairy at all, my guess is all the DNA goings on didn't pan out all that well cause there has been zilch in the news.


Tim

Tim,

You are right....nothing new.

Ketchum & Sykes did not produce BF.

Brian Brown got tired of playing @ BFF and went home to the Area X ten acres.

KK still has not produced the patty suit.

Bill Munns has self published a book proclaiming yet again that patty is a BF.

The BFF is now populated by some really bat crap crazy people.

 

[Cervelo]

SuseQ is now asking Sasfooty to communicate with Bigfeets on her behalf
It's comedy gold I tell you!!!!

 

[Nakani]

Tim,

You are right....nothing new.

Ketchum & Sykes did not produce BF.

Brian Brown got tired of playing @ BFF and went home to the Area X ten acres.

KK still has not produced the patty suit.

Bill Munns has self published a book proclaiming yet again that patty is a BF.

The BFF is now populated by some really bat crap crazy people.

Don't forget HRpuffnstuff is back to brag about his amazing "grooming video" that no one is allowed to see.

 

[The Shrike]

SuseQ is now asking Sasfooty to communicate with Bigfeets on her behalf
It's comedy gold I tell you!!!!

I thought ol' Sasfooty was always adamant that she did NOT have a habituation scenario at her house, she was just on a "travel corridor" or something. I could see SusieQ getting confused on that subtle distinction.

 

[mustbeso]

It would appear that SusieQ is confused by most situations.

 

[William Parcher]

It would appear that SusieQ is confused by most situations.

Including plussing someone (who believes in Bigfoot) for a comment like that.

 

[MikeG]

Don't forget HRpuffnstuff is back to brag about his amazing "grooming video" that no one is allowed to see.

That is an appalling indictment of the quality of the leadership of that forum now. The guy threatened blackmail, for goodness sake. With made up lies of a sexual nature. Low-life behaviour like that should have resulted in a banning........but no, those of us who quit in unison to force the half-wit from office are all banned, but the idiot-in-chief is back and posting.

Of course, being best buddies with the guy in charge probably doesn't do his cause any harm, and I always expected him to be back under an alias fairly quickly, but to be openly back posting under his old name says everything about the BFF that you need to know.

 

[River]

That is an appalling indictment of the quality of the leadership of that forum now. The guy threatened blackmail, for goodness sake. With made up lies of a sexual nature. Low-life behaviour like that should have resulted in a banning........but no, those of us who quit in unison to force the half-wit from office are all banned, but the criminal-in-chief is back and posting.

Of course, being best buddies with the guy in charge probably doesn't do his cause any harm, and I always expected him to be back under an alias fairly quickly, but to be openly back posting under his old name says everything about the BFF that you need to know.

Don't forget some of the other nice things he said to "firefly" and he also banned about 5 usernames claiming they were Rivers sock puppets. I literally had 2 people privately contact me and ask what the beef was with him due to those circumstances. He loves to brag about other non existent things as well as this video he claims to show bigfoot. (millionaire what? lolll) That forum has become quite the scholarly place. One might even say, it's a little crazy over there. "i didnt say she was a little crazy! I said she was *********** goofy!" lol.

 

[Cervelo]

The sock puppet reason for banning must be their go to when they can't find another reason to ban someone....that was the reason given to me.

 

[dmaker]

I left the BFF voluntarily a month or so ago. I had my account set to inactive status. I can't logon. I can view the same content that any anon browser could see. I don't really even bother with that very often.

I did enjoy some of my time there and met a few people that I would call friend--insomuch as you can call a forum personality a friend. Some of those have made their way here recently which was nice to see. I don't regret leaving however. Arguing with meat heads like DWA/WSA does nothing but elevate your blood pressure. I'm glad to be done with it.

I wish the forum well. I know they are struggling right now with membership. I participated in a small by invitation think tank group to churn out ideas to help the forum update its image and attract new members. I offered a few suggestions, such as get a new logo. Kit participated and offered some great advice as well.

I don't envy their position at the BFF. They are having a bit of an identity crisis. They want to be ( some of the leadership anyway) fair and impartial, but they also want to attract people interested in bigfoot. That is most likely almost always going to be those that are proponents of the bigfoot existence claim. The problem they struggle with right now is the extreme ends of the spectrum. They have the crazy element claiming dogmen and telepathic bigfoots and then on the other hand they have to deal with fights breaking out between skeptics and proponents all over the place. It's a mess. I don't know what the solution is, but I figured I would take myself out of the equation. If they want to huddle around and swap scary bigfoot stories, then who am I to rain on their parade? If they want to have a serious discussion of the evidence, they can come here and I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[Cervelo]

No doubt it's changed since I first joined. I think the Tar Pit was very revealing to me, I had no idea how many of the mods were religious zealots. I think Cotter was one who believes Bigfeets are fallen angels or some such nonsense.

 

[dmaker]

LOL,no, not Cotter. He is actually one of the few who is fairly moderate. I believe you are talking about AaronD. He is an extreme Christian conservative. He takes everything in the Old Testament literally. Very scary.

 

[Cervelo]

Yeah your right....my bad....was Cotter a supporter of Toejam for a while?