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Jesus

Nah - Mohammad - we all know what he really meant by the "5 pillars"...

Seriously there is no more evidence for Jesus being gay than there is for Jesus ever existing in the first place.
 
Gawdzilla said:
The m/f ratio in his posse would make one suspect...
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The NT was written and edited by the fascist male-ocracy.
Of course Jesus had crowds of women:
Wherever there's a long haired unwashed hippie type blathering about love and peace, the ladies will gather.

*looks at self in mirror, has been physically compared to Jesus recently*

Any second now. Uh, peace is good! No, great! Let's all just get our love on. Open invitation, fembots.
 
Gawdzilla said:
Robust evidence required.
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Actually I'm arguing devil's advocate. The proof OP wants was there, but the "Oooh that nail is so hard, I'll need another one, Centurion" part was removed at some point for some reason.
 
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He keeps on preaching brotherhood - but we know what he means!!!!!


A classic no prize to first person sourcing this quote..............
 
Monketey Ghost said:
Actually I'm arguing devil's advocate. The proof OP wants was there, but the "Oooh that nail is so hard, I'll need another one, Centurion" part was removed at some point for some reason.
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The OP was trying to be funny. I recall from Sunday School how severe Jesus seemed to be when talking with or about women. Part of the image may arise from the writings of Augustine in his City of God. Seems in his opinion no Priest could marry and be true to his calling. I suppose the influences of wives would destroy rather than make the man. His motto could be "behind every unsuccessful priest is a bad woman". Little boys ok.
 
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Monketey Ghost said:
The NT was written and edited by the fascist male-ocracy.
Of course Jesus had crowds of women:
Wherever there's a long haired unwashed hippie type blathering about love and peace, the ladies will gather.

*looks at self in mirror, has been physically compared to Jesus recently*

Any second now. Uh, peace is good! No, great! Let's all just get our love on. Open invitation, fembots.
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Follow the gourd!
 
I'm thinking he was probably gay and his return is contingent upon disco music, exstasy and Village People cover bands. ****** He's on the way! I better atone for my transgressions before his imminent arrival. Should also probably get baptised and swear my allegiance while I'm at it. Gotsto cover all the bases.
 
sloinker said:
I'm thinking he was probably gay and his return is contingent upon disco music, exstasy and Village People cover bands. ****** He's on the way! I better atone for my transgressions before his imminent arrival. Should also probably get baptised and swear my allegiance while I'm at it. Gotsto cover all the bases.
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Are you fabulous? You'll need that, too.
 
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