I can only conclude, then, that you would remain staunchly unastonished if a small meteor were to lop off one of your toes.
After all, you reason, the meteor had to go somewhere. Why not through your toe? And it isn't as if there is anything different between your toe and any other place in the universe. And once you realize that your toe's location has the same intrinsic value as any other toe-sized part of the universe, then your toe being lopped off by a meteor ceases to be surprising, and becomes as banal as a random spot on Mars being hit. They are both as likely to be hit. And surprise stops because the meteor had to go SOMEwhere.
Of course, the fact that it was your toe, and not some random location in the universe, would imbue the event with a conditional probability which would warrant surprise. However, it is apparent that you do not acknowledge the existence of conditional probability. Which, quite frankly, kind of makes me want to play poker with you.
But not talk to you. Especially about anything involving probability.