Distracted1
Philosopher
That " absurd technicality" has a name. It's assault. And of course, it was absurdly clear from the video that had the clerk protested further Mr. Brown would have grinned, said " aww, shucks" and given back the merchandise.Brown was a shoplifter that ignored the clerk who confronted him.
Let's be realistic here. Pushing the clerk would have resulting in Brown being charged with a felony which would have then resulted in being plea bargained down to a misdemeanor.
My calling it shoplifting is no more biased version of the event than other people's attempts to call barely pushing the store clerk some kind of felonious assault/strong armed robbery with no more than an absurd technicality to justify it.