Once upon a time I thought of myself as a libertarian. I proposed market-based solutions like pollution rights trading before the idea caught on in Congress. But those calling themselves Libertarian today have "ideas" so different from mine I can no longer use the term. I call this new breed "Hyperlibertarians."
For example, ideas like cap-and-trade, once advocated by right-wing economists, are considered to be government intrusion by Hyperlibertarians and contrary to a free market. Libertarians solve the problems of commons or external costs, if at all, by positing private rent collectors on all externalities, as though William the Conqueror should have appointed a Duke of the Ocean and Duke of the Air along with the other property owners he created.
For those of you who are interested, here is how a voluntarily funded government would work:
http://www.fascistsoup.com/2011/05/12/the-state-or-a-private-law-society-hans-hoppe/
As pointed out upthread, once Robinson Crusoe has "put [the entire island] to use by means of his body, before any other person," a new castaway must become Crusoe's slave, if Crusoe so insists. I'd ask what
michaelsuede and
hans-hoppe think of this (but not if it means watching a 90-minute YouTube.).
Entering a restaurant in Libertopia, I guess I'd see a sign like "Disputes resolved by Acme Enforcement, Ltd." and I'd keep looking for a place to eat if I preferred "Earp & Brothers Enforcement, Ltd." Earp and Acme are presumably vertically integrated: arbiters, judges, gunmen all for one low price; what exactly happens when Earp and Acme have a dispute about whose gunmen are entitled to intervene in a given predicament? Belief in the foulness of human nature seems almost central to Hypertarian thought; one wonders why they assume these private problem resolution agencies will be well-behaved.
One needn't guess what the Michaelsuede-Hoppe Libertopia would be like. The experiment has been tried in places like anarchic Somalia. What's not to love? Somali citizens ally themselves with one warlord or another, just as Hoppe envisions. Citizens are bound to warlord's decisions by threat of bloodshed, but this must ultimately be the case in the Michaelsuede-Hoppe Libertopia as well.
There is a smidgen of validity in some Libertarian principles. The Hyperlibertarians carry their "idea" to humorous extremes, using the property-right hammer to solve all problems. What's sad is that many Americans like the sound of the word "liberty" (marijuana, porn, etc.) and ignore that in practice for today's "libertarian", the goal (whether the "libertarian" acknowledges or even understands it) is the oppression of
people by
corporate property owners.