So they were right about the bestiality...

[catsmate]

A church leader in Roach, Missouri, is out of a job after being arrested for allegedly trying to arrange a sexual encounter with a dog.

Jerald Hill, 56, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.

Authorities began investigating Hill after the Boone County Sheriff’s Department Cyber Crimes Task Force got a tip about a Craigslist post by a man looking for two types of animals for sex.

One of the chosen animals was a dog, but investigators declined to mention the other type of animal, the Columbia Tribune reports.

An undercover detective contacted Hill by email and offered a dog for sex. The two then arranged a meeting in Columbia. When Hill arrived, he was arrested without incident, according to CBS St. Louis.

Obviously this was caused by the current marriage equality debate...

Columbia Tribune
ABP News
HuffPo

 

[Cain]

Dogs go out pantsless (which means they're asking for it).

 

[coalesce]

That bitch!!!

Michael

 

[Trakar]

Sheep or sow?

is there a pool going regarding what the other type of animal was?

Cow or horse would have been the first two choices but if you are advertising on Craigslist, I'm thinking rookie who doesn't want to tackle something that might casually hurt him without even noticing he was there.

"Cow tipping" isn't just about gratuities! (its a bull rule)

 

[Howie Felterbush]

I was hoping this thread would have more Shemp in it.

 

[Duffy Moon]

He would've got away with it, but some pig squealed on him.

 

[AbleSugar]

He would've got away with it, but some pig squealed on him.

 

[sir drinks-a-lot]

Jerald Hill, 56, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.

I love who they specify that is was unlawful sex with an animal, as opposed to…?

 

[sir drinks-a-lot]

He would've got away with it, but some pig squealed on him.

Too soon.

 

[Modified]

I love who they specify that is was unlawful sex with an animal, as opposed to…?

Some of the things done in the livestock industry, if done exactly the same way but for purposes of sexual gratification, would be unlawful sex with an animal.

 

[Dani]

So... Dog of the gaps?

 

[Sam.I.Am]

Dogs go out pantsless (which means they're asking for it).

Dude... Donald Duck. Think about it.

 

[I Ratant]

I heard that a young recruit in the French Foreign Legion asked the old timers at his new post out in the Sahara what to do about "natural urges"...
The old timers pointed to a camel in the stable.
Not long after, the newbie was seen "servicing" the camel.. the old timers told him "Oh no!"
They used the camel to ride to the brothel in the nearby city.

 

[beren]

He would've got away with it, but some pig squealed on him.

As you sow, so shall you reap. It's biblical.

 

[RemieV]

Sheep or sow?

is there a pool going regarding what the other type of animal was?

Cow or horse would have been the first two choices but if you are advertising on Craigslist, I'm thinking rookie who doesn't want to tackle something that might casually hurt him without even noticing he was there.

"Cow tipping" isn't just about gratuities! (its a bull rule)

I vote chicken.

I love who they specify that is was unlawful sex with an animal, as opposed to…?

Eh, humans masturbate animals as well as stick electric probes up the rectums of the ones in zoos for electroejaculation.

Depending upon your definition of 'sex', which could potentially contain both acts, those would be examples of legal sex with animals.

 

[NWO Sentryman]

When will the religious right stop screwing the pooch?

 

[epepke]

This caused me to wonder.

1) This is probably why they think that same-sex marriage will lead to marrying dogs. It's obvious to them.
2) Who goes to Craigslist to arrange sex with a dog?

 

[Rasmus]

One of the chosen animals was a dog, but investigators declined to mention the other type of animal, the Columbia Tribune reports.

Why?

Because it would be too strange? Too disgusting? Too unbelievable? As opposed to the thing with the dog?

 

[catsmate]

When will the religious right stop screwing the pooch?

Your thread sir.

Why?

Because it would be too strange? Too disgusting? Too unbelievable? As opposed to the thing with the dog?

I don't know, you could email them and ask...

 

[The_Fire]

So... Dog of the gaps?

More like Dog of the Gasps.........





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