Merged Bigfoot follies

[William Parcher]

If Bigfoot was caught in a trap it could call out for help. That call is slightly different than the warning call when they discover a trail camera trap.

 

[mustbeso]

Not observation, just speculation for possible reason no squatches were found in traps.

It appears that there is no straw at which you will not grasp. You should read Correa Neto's post above concerning 7000 and 25,000 as bigfoot populations over and over again. It explains everything.

 

[Resume]

If Bigfoot was caught in a trap it could call out for help. That call is slightly different than the warning call when they discover a trail camera trap.

What if this were a dumb bigfoot? Didn't think of that did you smart guy?

 

[William Parcher]

Even a dumb Bigfoot is smart enough to play dead when the trapper arrives. Then he tears off all extremities and eats the liver.

Did any bear trappers disappear without a trace?

 

[LTC8K6]

The footies have thumbs, to remove themselves from the traps.

Were there no sasquatches that hadn't learned to open a trap?

Did they just yank the trap out of it's anchor and limp around with a trap attached until they found a smarter bigfoot or that Ostman dude?

What about juvenile foots? Wouldn't a bear trap snap their little ankles?

The traps would have been well hidden and de-scented so a bear wouldn't detect them.

How did they avoid all of the hunters and trappers during the early days?
I mean, there aren't even reports of such a lovely furry creature from the trading companies.

Why weren't sasquatch skin rugs popular?

Shirley..., trappers, traders, hunters, company men, etc. would have noticed bigfoot and wanted that fur. There must have been way more bigfoot back then, too.

 

[Drewbot]

Still reeling from the bit about the Giant Slingshot...

 

[William Parcher]

Speaking of Albert Ostman... Bipto knows that there are Ostman believers out there. From that knowledge he can proceed.

 

[William Parcher]

Are there any NAWAC members who have left the organization because it's just too much bull for them or are they all on the same crazy train?

 

[comncents]

Tigers in the wild...

The global population in the wild is estimated to number between 3,062 and 3,948 individuals, down from around 100,000 at the start of the 20th century, with most remaining populations occurring in small pockets isolated from each other. Major reasons for population decline include habitat destruction, habitat fragmentation and poaching. The extent of area occupied by tigers is estimated at less than 1,184,911 km2 (457,497 sq mi), a 41% decline from the area estimated in the mid-1990s. (from Wiki)

approx. 3500 tigers in 457,000 sq miles...but they get poached regularly.

 

[Drewbot]

Tigers ain't as smart as the Apes, of course they are easier to find and kill.

 

[Monza]

http://thebigfootshow.com/2014/07/10/tree-trouble/#more-673

JREF Member Bipto's Blog about the tree breaking apes.

With pictures.

I will post this in the other thread.

"Now, in the light of the Tenacity Bravo event, I am more inclined to think the Relentless Foxtrot event was ape-related."


Sounds more like a Bravo Sierra event to me.

 

[Resume]

"Now, in the light of the Tenacity Bravo event, I am more inclined to think the Relentless Foxtrot event was ape-related."


Sounds more like a Bravo Sierra event to me.

Foxtrot Bravo Sierra

 

[William Parcher]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

 

[Slowvehicle]

Footie Jumped Up.

My next album title.

Does the band have a name, yet?

May I suggest, "Footie and the Snowjobs"?

 

[Slowvehicle]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

Sierra², Delta²

 

[AlaskaBushPilot]

http://thebigfootshow.com/2014/07/10/tree-trouble/#more-673

JREF Member Bipto's Blog about the tree breaking apes.

With pictures.

The massive long-term injury to the tree is clearly visible. It has a large, elongated vertical scar that clearly introduced tree rot, and it broke exactly where you would expect it to.

A decent picture of the break itself would leave zero room for BLAARGing. I am sure it is coincidental that foliage is blocking the best view.

 

[clayflingythingy]

http://thebigfootshow.com/2014/07/10/tree-trouble/#more-673

JREF Member Bipto's Blog about the tree breaking apes.

With pictures.

I will post this in the other thread.

See below about the author of the blog. Tell us all we need to know in a nutshell.

Good ole Lying Brian Brown:

About Brian Brown
In 2002, Brian founded The Bigfoot Forums. That led him to start The Bigfoot Information Project and, eventually, create the BIPcast. In 2007, he launched The Bigfoot Show and, a couple of years later, joined the North American Wood Ape Conservancy where he serves on their Board of Directors.

 

[snoop_doxie]

See below about the author of the blog. Tell us all we need to know in a nutshell.

Good ole Lying Brian Brown:

About Brian Brown
In 2002, Brian founded The Bigfoot Forums. That led him to start The Bigfoot Information Project and, eventually, create the BIPcast. In 2007, he launched The Bigfoot Show and, a couple of years later, joined the North American Wood Ape Conservancy where he serves on their Board of Directors.

Hey CFT, now I understand the P in BIPTO. LOL
The Bigfoot Information Project.

Isn't this the bough that broke for Bipto in the Bigfoot forums?

His story of the ape making a tree snap up in a well grown tree,
then the ape leaping, (making a thud) and running off into the forest.
I assume the other people on the campfire trip heard these sounds as well.

That led to Bipto's familiar flounce and renounce of the Forums he started.
(I think he mentioned that twice in his "last" farewell text.)

All this sound and fury, then, nothing.

No hair. No pictures. No video. Not a scintilla of evidence.

(Was everyone too busy with "harassing fire"?)

 

[HarryHenderson]

Here's a 10" pine tree on my property that broke in early May. The Wood Ape that broke this one, Tenacious Bravo Beta, was clever enough to come around during a blustery wind storm. He's got great timing. So anyway the tree was perfectly alive (if not mistreated, apparently) and had more than enough 'fullness' land softly enough to avoid a lethal blow to the bed of a parked Toyota pickup Wood Ape Expedition Vehicle parked just out of view to the right. The reason it broke is so clear. Wood Apes. I mean you can see the obvious remnants of an (ancient) guy wire modestly "choking" the tree at exactly the break line. It's not a severe squeeze, maybe only a 1/2" deep or so, but obviously more than enough to weaken it to death. And it's a known fact, Wood Apes LOVE guy wires. LOVE!

BTW I'm gonna call my newly found Wood Ape habitat zone Area For Twenty™. And just in time for summer, Area For Twenty™ is having a special promotion for twenty (giggity) fist time campers who will also receive one luxurious casino faux lobster buffet FREE. A $195 value at no additional charge. Just another fabulous free pork to the already-been-charged customized Wood Ape Program (WAP) that's been chosen especially for you (to get you the most return for your Wood Ape dollar). It's really a great promotion and you'd be a fool to not take advantage of such late season Wood Ape discounts. Go ahead and call around, they're really hard to come by. (giggity) Folks, he's not here all year since he flies south for the winter so time is running out. Hurry!

 

[snoop_doxie]

I gotta have one of them casino faux lobster dinners!

That Area Four Twenty is always good for an ape or two.

Gotta get out the ole RV, and get her cleaned and lubed.