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It should be.
You have them flinging candy at you for crying out loud. No tracks and no poop though.
They're elusive, shy, rare , yet everyone and his shifty uncle has a story. Encounter after encounter, year after year and yet ole footie has somehow avoided a cap (or arrowhead ) in his hairy ass. Now it seems to me that this is an enigma, wrapped up in a dichotomy, rolled up in a steaming pile of ********. My intelligence is ever so slightly offended at a shovelful of this effluent.

Every time George says angels, substitute bigfoot.

 
There are an estimated 300,000 moose in the US and between 500,000 and 1,000,000 in Canada. Of all the population estimates I've heard for sasquatch, the largest was 25,000 and the smallest of 700 (Meldrum). It's not that easy.

People see bigfoot all the time, though. People find tracks. Bigfoot howls at people. Bigfoot throws things at people.

Lots and lots of stories of sightings and encounters with bigfoot.

You can't eat your cake and have it too...

Someone once said that bigfoot is everywhere and yet nowhere...
 
The historical North American grizzly population was somewhere around 50,000 and nearly all were extirpated in the lower 48. Much of this annihilation occurred in what many consider to be prime footie habitat. During this exploitation, not one, not a single bigfoot was ever harvested. Not only is that not easy to do, it's impossible.

We have mentioned it before...

The historical fur trade...

It pretty much debunks bigfoot.
 
There are an estimated 300,000 moose in the US and between 500,000 and 1,000,000 in Canada. Of all the population estimates I've heard for sasquatch, the largest was 25,000 and the smallest of 700 (Meldrum). It's not that easy.


As mentioned by LT, Bigfoot is everywhere. He's all up your face, snapping trees, throwing pigs, stealing ham and beans. He's chucking candy at you, he's traversing ravines like spiderman. He's in carparks, backyards and camping spots. He eats out of dumpsters and hangs around in kitchens. He's riding trains. I reckon the question isn't "Where is Bigfoot?"... it's "where isn't he?". How many do you think there are? I'll tell you my theory... Just. One. It's the same damn sasquatch and he's messing with us. That's why we can't find him. You go looking for him after he lobs chocolate? Sorry... he's already rocking a VW somewhere else. He's like a ninja... and seems to be a bit of an a-hole.
 
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Gablemp: OK, I'm gonna take down this 24" Black Walnut Tree

Dondrek: Word.

Gablemp: When they all come over here to check it out, you start hucking rocks at their cabin.

Dondrek: Roger that.
 
DesertYeti, what do you think the evolutionary benefit would be, of a 700 pound ape, climbing 45 feet up in a Black Walnut Tree, Shimmying until the tree fell, leaping off of the tree at the last second, (right before the tree hits), and leaving the scene?
 
There was a fellow on the BFF that estimated the bigfoot population to be several million. Another fellow chimed in and said he believed there may even be more of them than us.

True story.

There's just as many as you need to make your story work.
 
http://thebigfootshow.com/2014/07/10/tree-trouble/#more-673

JREF Member Bipto's Blog about the tree breaking apes.

With pictures.

I will post this in the other thread.

Is this really the best way to find an elusive wood creature?

18:15 – Sievert, Eltringham, and Burrows use a giant slingshot provided by Tod Pinkerton to launch rocks up onto the mountain slope north of the cabin. The men launched about ten rocks from golf ball- to near baseball-size, with some hitting trees and others hitting the ground up on the slope. There seemed to be no immediate response to the men’s “harassing fire.”


My ending:

"Then an enraged tribe of bigfoots came down the mountain and wiped us out and I alone survived."
 
There are an estimated 300,000 moose in the US and between 500,000 and 1,000,000 in Canada. Of all the population estimates I've heard for sasquatch, the largest was 25,000 and the smallest of 700 (Meldrum). It's not that easy.

So, the extreme positions are

25K bigfoots scattered all around North America from East to West, North to South and generating thousands of sighting reports but not leaving a single bit of reliable evidence behind...

and

Only 700 bigfoots scattered all around North America from East to West, North to South but generating thousands of sighting reports and not leaving a single bit of reliable evidence behind...

Wow... You actually believe any of these? Or anything in between?
:dl:
 
http://thebigfootshow.com/2014/07/10/tree-trouble/#more-673

JREF Member Bipto's Blog about the tree breaking apes.

With pictures.

I will post this in the other thread.

BB's blog said:
On BFS 060 you heard Daryl Colyer and I discuss an event that occurred during the second week of this year’s NAWAC continuous field operation.
Continuous right up until winter, when the heat, leaves and bugs are down, and there might even be a skiff of snow that makes footie footprints blindingly obvious.
the Tenacity Bravo team . . .
Well, tenacious right up until the winter months. Bravo.
Rock throwing, rock throwing, dramatics, dramatic sounding name (Overwatch), "there's something in the tree, there's something in the tree!"
The tree partially fell and Brown said loudly, “It just jumped out of the tree!” The tree fell with an extremely loud crash.

Eltringham, who was with McAndrews, called out to Brown and Burrows, “How big was it?”

Brown replied emphatically and loudly, “It was f’n big!”

All the while, McAndrews seemed focused on zeroing the .45-70 to the exclusion of a possible ape display.

Brown heard something land with a thud—presumably a large animal of some kind—and then he heard prominent movement off to the west away from the tree.
Then the ape conclusion is lept to, without any such observation related in the anecdote.

Now, in the light of the Tenacity Bravo event, I am more inclined to think the Relentless Foxtrot event was ape-related.
Military-sounding nomenclature may impress the credules, but it reads a tad silly.

There are several circumstantial similarities between the two. Regardless, I can’t say for certain that it was.
Then why say it?

Concerning a second tree-break.
In any event, since nothing was seen, we can’t say for sure this tree was brought down by a wood ape, though we believe it was. If not, there is no other apparent plausible reason it should have fallen at that time.
No other plausible reason. Junior, no offense, but wood ape lumberjacks ain't plausible. At all. Also, you need a certified arborist or forestry specialist to examine the tree and break, not someone "whose family owns a tree farm."

We do not have enough information to draw conclusions as to why these trees are being felled
Then of course, a conclusion.
Personally, I’m in the “intentional display” camp as it seems unlikely an intelligent primate that grew up in the forest surrounded by trees would make that same kind of mistake so often . . .
Note that the wood ape conclusion is the only considered.

Tell me a story George, tell me about the rabbits wood apes.
 
We have mentioned it before...

The historical fur trade...

It pretty much debunks bigfoot.

That's another thing. Scores of bears caught in bear traps, but not a single footie? You would think all these self-proclaimed experienced outdoorspersons in the bigfoot fold would wonder about that. But they don't. Which makes me wonder about their experience.
 
That's another thing. Scores of bears caught in bear traps, but not a single footie? You would think all these self-proclaimed experienced outdoorspersons in the bigfoot fold would wonder about that. But they don't. Which makes me wonder about their experience.

The footies have thumbs, to remove themselves from the traps.
 
DesertYeti, what do you think the evolutionary benefit would be, of a 700 pound ape, climbing 45 feet up in a Black Walnut Tree, Shimmying until the tree fell, leaping off of the tree at the last second, (right before the tree hits), and leaving the scene?

The bolded part is actually my favorite part of this entire claim. Is this supposed to be like riding in a freefalling elevator, and then jumping at the last second to avoid the impact?

It doesn't work like that. Stupid science.
 
The bolded part is actually my favorite part of this entire claim. Is this supposed to be like riding in a freefalling elevator, and then jumping at the last second to avoid the impact?

It doesn't work like that. Stupid science.

Footie Jumped Up.

My next album title.
 
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