TAM 2014 Chocolate Giveaway

[Dicon]

By all accounts, the last two TAMs were quite terrible because my wife and I were not there to distribute her Smoked Salt Chocolate Caramels. Fear not, for we will be returning this year and will once again delight the masses with these decadent sweet treats!

As in previous years, however, you do not get one of these luscious chocolates by simply asking. You do not get them by looking forlorn. You do not get them by begging or pleading. You probably don't get them by flashing body parts, but you're welcome to try.

No, the only way to gain possession of one of these ooey gooey sugar bombs is to recite the secret phrase:

Later, I shall fax you a Myspace invitation.​

Distribution begins Friday and will continue while supplies last.

 

[Ed Baehr]

Excellent!
That way I can leave the body parts in the freezer and just use the secret phrase.
Speaking for myself, I know I missed the sugar rush.

 

[Mikkopoika]

My horrible memory with names and phrases will likely bring me to awkward situations with this. Flashing body parts to random people and mumbling something about an invitation to myspace.

 

[Dicon]

We have been known to be charitable with people who present a well-intentioned but still mangled version of the secret phrase. So "Uh, I'm going to fax you some body parts" might actually make the cut.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

We have been known to be charitable with people who present a well-intentioned but still mangled version of the secret phrase. So "Uh, I'm going to fax you some body parts" might actually make the cut.

I'll use the tried and true "Give me some chocolate and I won't kick your ass".

Or, if it's just Carol, I'll wink and say "Hey baby, you're looking hotter than usual", at which point, she'll hand over the entire box.

 

[Dicon]

I'll use the tried and true "Give me some chocolate and I won't kick your ass".

Or, if it's just Carol, I'll wink and say "Hey baby, you're looking hotter than usual", at which point, she'll hand over the entire box.

It was a bit awkward that year you got your lines mixed up.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

It was a bit awkward that year you got your lines mixed up.

That's what I thought. But it turns out she's into it.

 

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

I'll say "Please give me some chocolate or I'll not have any chocolate."

~~Paul

 

[Dicon]

I just realized that it might be a good idea for me to inform my wife that I have publicly committed her to making said chocolates.

 

[Ozmanda]

Do i get extra for saying it with an Australian accent?

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Do i get extra for saying it with an Australian accent?

You can get some chocolate for saying "Foster's: Australian for beer", with an Australian accent.

 

[Ozmanda]

You can get some chocolate for saying "Foster's: Australian for beer", with an Australian accent.

Challenge - accepted