Woman plagued by UFO abductions

[CompusMentus]

See HERE

“I’ve got a metal implant in my ear too,” she says.

“The doctor said it was wax but I can feel it. My partner Ken has a monitor that detects bugging devices.

"He puts it near my ear and it goes ding-ding-ding.”

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Compus

 

[Hellbound]

"Oh, wait", said Ken. "Seems I had this thing set to detect buggy people, not bugs. Let me adjust it and try again."

 

[Mike!]

From that drawing, I think I can see why they keep coming back.

 

[HighRiser]

At risk of violating a couple of forum rules, but I have to ask; What is she doing to that alien?

 

[bluesjnr]

“I’ve got a metal implant in my ear too,” she says.

Indeed, we call them ear-rings round our way.

 

[Garrette]

At risk of violating a couple of forum rules, but I have to ask; What is she doing to that alien?

Receiving an implant.

 

[CompusMentus]

At risk of violating a couple of forum rules, but I have to ask; What is she doing to that alien?

Receiving an implant.

I think the aliens smile says it all. Maybe this is where the phrase "I Come in Peace" originated?

Compus

 

[Hellbound]

Yeah, I think the waterbed sticking out from the bottom of his alien van spaceship says it all.

 

[marplots]

How come the fictitious bad guy is always African American?

 

[Garrette]

I think the aliens smile says it all. Maybe this is where the phrase "I Come in Peace" originated?

Is that her name?

How come the fictitious bad guy is always African American?

It's a compliment. Once you go black...

 

[turingtest]

There's just something about "he puts it near my ear and it goes ding-ding-ding” that really tickles me.

 

[malaka]

I'm loving the replies in this thread!

She helpfully provided an arrow pointing to the "white glowing disc" in case you thought it was a different one.

 

[Biscuit]

It is rather poor manners to leave one's hat on while being "abducted."

 

[Biscuit]

What's with the emphasis that she was once abducted near Cardiff?

 

[Hellbound]

What's with the emphasis that she was once abducted near Cardiff?

That's nothing. I was once abducted on a kitchen table.

Twice!

 

[Belz...]

I love this forum.

 

[Biscuit]

That's nothing. I was once abducted on a kitchen table.

Twice!

I got abducted making fajitas the other night.


Here is her companions website BEAMS!

A quick look at the first two reports under the UFO files show a crappy drawing and a shaky video of what I presume to be Venus.

 

[turingtest]

What's with the emphasis that she was once abducted near Cardiff?

I'd guess it's just the "local interest" angle for a site called "Wales Online," since Cardiff is in Wales. She is herself "of Farnbourough" (near London), so this is the site's way of making it relevant to Wales.

 

[Armitage72]

What's with the emphasis that she was once abducted near Cardiff?

She's trying to convince Torchwood to investigate.

 

[Biscuit]

From BEAMS we have this encounter with lens flare. link.

Denise said what she saw did look like a mystery object and is still unsure what it could be.

She said: "It could well be the glare from sun but even so it's a pretty spooky image."

My head hurts.