Slowvehicle
Membership Drive , Co-Ordinator,, Russell's Antin
You just don't understand.
Did I say that before?
Do people here remember Catch 22?
"Now, where were we? [said the colonel] Read me back the last line."
" 'Read me back the last line,' " read back the corporal who could
take shorthand.
"Not my last line, stupid!" the colonel shouted. "Somebody
else's."
" 'Read me back the last line,' " read back the corporal.
"That's my last line again!" shrieked the colonel, turning purple
with anger.
"Oh, no, sir," corrected the corporal. "That's my last line. I
read it to you just a moment ago. Don't you remember, sir? It was only a
moment ago."
"Yes, indeed, you can see Major Major,
when he isn't there.
That is, he'll see you, all right,
but only in his office,
and only when he's not there.
The other times, when he's in...
he's not there
to be seen.
Except when he's out."