Bart Sibrel Finds God... no... really!!

[smartcooky]

A shill for Jebus?

http://www.thesleuthjournal.com/conspiracy-corner/#

For mine, the first seven words kill any credibility, if he ever had any...

"Bart Sibrel is an award winning filmmaker"

The only "award" I can recall him getting was on September 9, 2002, when he received a right hook from Buzz Aldrin.


(NOTE TO MODS)
Not sure if this belongs here or in "Religion". Please move if necessary

 

[TheRedWorm]

It had to be done.

 

[jaydeehess]

When I saw the thread title I was unsure if it was the common meaning of having accepted a deity , or it Barty had actually claimed to have located It.

 

[oody]

The page linked to in the OP contains this appeal:

Greetings Contributors!

As I am now a theology student and writing as my ministry, your donations and regular tithes to my endeavors are most appreciated.

Brother Bart

so he may have yet to see the light (again)

 

[smartcooky]

When I saw the thread title I was unsure if it was the common meaning of having accepted a deity , or it Barty had actually claimed to have located It.

Your confusion is understandable given the track record of this particular douchebag!

 

[yodaluver28]

It had to be done.

A moment of sheer perfection that will live forever. Go Buzz Go!

 

[Justin39640]

Your confusion is understandable given the track record of this particular douchebag!

I prefer "douche-nozzle" (for when the the bag just isn't good enough)

 

[Justin39640]

A moment of sheer perfection that will live forever. Go Buzz Go!

Best clocking ever recorded.

 

[Jim_MDP]

It had to be done.

A moment of sheer perfection that will live forever. Go Buzz Go!

Best clocking ever recorded.

Thanks TRW...
I've seen 3 or 4 versions of that, but this one is by far the best IMO.
Short and to the point, and I finally could hear all of what Bart said.

Solid TKO!

 

[dudalb]

Too bad Sibrel chooses to ignore the commandment about not bearing false witness against your neighbor.

 

[catsmate]

It had to be done.

Yes, yes it did.

 

[TheRedWorm]

Thanks TRW...
I've seen 3 or 4 versions of that, but this one is by far the best IMO.
Short and to the point, and I finally could hear all of what Bart said.

Solid TKO!

The first 4 or 5 versions I found were almost 2 minutes long. I didn't want to be in the virtual company of bart that long.

Edit: Oh, and you're welcome.

 

[Rincewind]

When I saw the thread title I was unsure if it was the common meaning of having accepted a deity , or it Barty had actually claimed to have located It.

I'm sure God's grateful for being found - but how a supposedly omniscient being could get lost is beyond me....

 

[timhau]

I'm sure God's grateful for being found - but how a supposedly omniscient being could get lost is beyond me....

Well, if I was omniscient and omnipotent, I'd surely do my best to stay hidden from Bart.

 

[LSSBB]

I'm sure God's grateful for being found - but how a supposedly omniscient being could get lost is beyond me....

Bart's God is omniscient and omnipotent?

 

[jaydeehess]

I'm sure God's grateful for being found - but how a supposedly omniscient being could get lost is beyond me....

Not lost, hiding. Then again an omniscient being should be able to stay incognito from puny humans. Especially one incapable of avoiding an older gent's punch.

 

[Brown]

I wonder if he'll offer Buzz his other cheek?

 

[patchbunny]

The first 4 or 5 versions I found were almost 2 minutes long. I didn't want to be in the virtual company of bart that long.

Edit: Oh, and you're welcome.

Didn't someone here have an animated avatar of Buzz punching Bart in the face for all eternity?

 

[RatBoy]

He was behind the sofa the whole time?

 

[smartcooky]

Didn't someone here have an animated avatar of Buzz punching Bart in the face for all eternity?

I'm not normally the type of person who promotes violence, but I've made an exception for this, so, here you go, so that you can enjoy one of the most satisfying punches ever delivered... over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over......

The only thing missing when watching the gif version is the absence of the satisfying "thwack" of Buzz's fist striking Sibrel on the jaw. One day. someone might be able to work out how to convert video to gif with sound!