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Zaayrdragon, your children are DOOMED!!!

The GM

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I thought I'd beat 1inTroll to the punchline. From http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/n1152.cfm


At this point, we need to briefly address the issue of "generational witchcraft". In Exodus 20:5, we see God addressing the issue of generational unrighteousness, and in the next verse, He addressed the issue of generational righteousness. In other words, the values of the parents are predominately passed to their children. In the case of unrighteousness, however, we see that this case can be taken a significant step forward; if either of the parents is involved in witchcraft, then the parent has given Satan permission to at least afflict their children! This makes, generational witchcraft a very serious matter. This is the reason God commanded the Israelites who were taking over their Promised Land to kill every man, woman, and child of the Pagan nations who were living in that land; God wanted to cut off the generational witchcraft of these pagan peoples (nation).


Sorry man, but we've got to stone the little buggars. Nothin' personal, k?

:D
 
The GM said:

Sorry man, but we've got to stone the little buggars. Nothin' personal, k?

:D
You did notice it said "at least afflict their children," right? We better stone everyone Zaayr knows, just to be safe.

ETA: Oh, and Zaayr, you don't know me.
 
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Marquis de Carabas said:
You did notice it said "at least afflict their children," right? We better stone everyone Zaayr knows, just to be safe.

Ooh, you're right. Who's casting the first stone?
 
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Marquis de Carabas said:
You did notice it said "at least afflict their children," right? We better stone everyone Zaayr knows, just to be safe.

Well, while being stoned isn't really my bag, I'm not going to stop the rest of you. ...So long as you bring a six pack of Bass for me.
 
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The GM said:
Ooh, you're right. Who's casting the first stone?

Jesus, of course.
 
Fascinating.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

...

Thought so. All those nights of fantasizing about Martha Stewart in red leather pretending to be Gene Hackman have finally caught up to you, huh?

Besides - the little buggers are likely to stone ya back - Remember, I have six children, not just one or two; and the 5-year old has almost no sense of pain - but a pretty-darned good throwing arm! :D

I don't know who this 'Satan' fellow is you Xians go on about, but Eris takes care of her own.

MWA-HA-HA!!!

p.s. Did I mention I know all of you? Intimately and Biblicly?? At least, I do within my sensed-awareness, which is my sensed-reality... :bgrin:
 
zaayrdragon said:

p.s. Did I mention I know all of you? Intimately and Biblicly??
You know, there is a kind of kinky appeal to LG's {ahem} philosophy --- I mean, being "zero-distance" from everyone would make for one hell of a pansexual orgy.


ooooh, baby....put your singularity in my singularity.....mmmmmmm"
 
zaayrdragon said:

Thought so. All those nights of fantasizing about Martha Stewart in red leather ...

Ask, and ye shall receive....
 
Hutch said:
AARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH....now, that truly WAS a glimpse of Hell!!!

This is GLORIOUS ! I have proven to you that the great HELLFIRE exists and its location is Martha Stewart's evil lair!!! Glory be!!!

And yes, my dear Marquis, I do work for the dark side. ;)

edit, typo
 
Thank the Gods you didn't drag in the other half - the part about Gene Hackman!

...though that image will haunt me for the rest of my days...
 

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