(YABUV) Yet Another Boring UFO Video
Patricio Elicer said:
This video clip was presented to me by a UFO believer as irrefutable proof of a close encounter with an alien ship.
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya, "The Princess Bride"
Allow me to refute,
It was supposedly filmed by Russian cosmonaut Musa Manarov in 1991 from the MIR space station.
Provenance, provenance, provenance. Don't these UFO folks know
anything about keeping accurate records of what they have?
The unmistakable clue of intelligent origin, I was told, is that the "ship" ignites its rocket engine at the end of the footage.
Let's see how many things we can find wrong with this picture.
- What "ship"? There are only three pieces of evidence about the object's size. Manarov's comment about the focus of the camera means it's not very close. The glints of sunlight indicate a fairly rapid rate of rotation -- from 5 to 20 rpm, depending on how many flat surfaces we're seeing. That would tend to indicate an object far smaller than a "ship." Lack of radar tracking confirms that it's not particularly large.
- For years we've been being told about magnetic levitation, zero-point energy, flashes of light that move and maneuver at unheard-of speed, and superior alien technology ... and now they use
rockets? Puh-leeze. Excuse me while I die laughing. Pick your lie and stick to it, you're not allowed to change midstream like that.
- Most rockets that are used in vacuum are nearly invisible. (Apparently not alien ones, though.) But the ones that are produce a plume, not just a bright glowy spot. Oh, I forgot. These are alien rockets.
- There's no apparent motion of the object when the "rocket" fires.
- The tape conveniently cuts right after the first "rocket" fire and ends in the middle of the second. No chance for us to see what happens afterwards. (One would assume the cosmonaut continued to film as the "ship" moves away.)
- If it must be a rocker thingie, why is it not a
terrestrial rocket thingie? How is this irrefutably alien?
- I have watched space junk for 20 years. There's nothing about this video that suggests anything other than a small to medium piece of junk, rotating about its long axis, reflecting sunlight. One can even watch the precession of the object (although it's very slow and only apparent after each cut). Every once in awhile it produces a sunglint from a flat surface on the end.
I have reasons to think it's not a space vehicle, but what is it?. I have searched for Manarov comments on this, but have found nothing. Anyone knows?, just curious.
I have
every reason to think it's not a space vehicle. Since it's clearly in the same orbit as Mir it's unlikely to be a piece of space junk from something not related to Mir, either from Mir itself, from the Soyuz, from a previous Soyuz, from a Progress cargo ship. It could have become dislodged as Mir maneuvered to prepare for docking. It could be a something as massive as a tool or piece of metal, or as light as a piece of MLI.
If that's the best the UFO crowd can come up with for irrefutable, they're a sorry bunch. I've always felt contempt for them, after this it's become pity.
- Timothy